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  • Special Ops

    Hey,
    Just dropping by to say,
    Whats up?
    S.Ops

    4 years ago
  • Samantha

    All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
    I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM
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    4 years ago
  • Joe Strummer

    The Joe Strummer Memorial Society Presents:

    The Final Friday Show Series!

    Come hang out with us and celebrate!

    4 years ago
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  • Morgan Hrychuk

    hey cuz,
    how are things over there?

    5 years ago
  • UPRISE! Promotions

    Get sweet with Calgary Punks!


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Interests

  • General

    Love. Booseth. Cigarettes. Music. Art. Literature. Raccoons, and other animals. =]
  • Music

    The Devics.
    Regina Spektor.
    Sigur Rós.
    Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
    System of a Down.
    Gregory and the Hawk.
    Basement Jaxx.
    Gorillaz.
    The Postal Service.
    Death Cab for Cutie.
    Lou Reed.
    Hellogoodbye.
    Jimmy Eat World.
    Alkaline Trio.
    Madonna.
    Nirvana.
    AFI.
    Blink-182.
    Supertramp.
    The Mars Volta.
    Hidden In Plain View.
    Elliott Smith.
    The Smashing Pumpkins.
    Stellastarr*. <3
  • Movies

    Elephant. The Shawshank Redemption. Girl, Interrupted. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Donnie Darko. Big Fish. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Edward Scissorhands. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
  • Television

  • Books

    Nineteen Eighty Four. Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. To Kill a Mockingbird. The Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter. Shakespeare.
  • Heroes

    Batman. Marilyn Manson. Anyone who can play any instrument good.

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About me:

..

My name is Megg. I'm a little bit of everything. A lot of people love me, a few people hate me. But, who really gives a shit? I love music, romanticism, raccoons, and I'M SINGLE!
=]

Who I'd like to meet:

Good people.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Calgary
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Artist
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • BERT CHURCH HIGH SCHOOL

    • Airdrie, Canada
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Lots. I'm basically a walking-Bert Church-ad.
    2003 to 2007

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