The Feelmore Academy 13th Grade is a ridiculously exclusive institution of higher (but mostly lower) learning, geared toward delinquents in all walks of life.
Since 1968 the Academy has been an infamous educator of many notable dropouts, blasphemers, con artists, sluts, dope fiends, international assassins, and the like. Some of the classes we offer include Hooky, Hydroponics, Breaking and Entering, Tax Evasion, Bar Cruising, Recreational Pharmacology, and Lawn Darts.
Our campus is a high-security compound on the coast of northern California, with facilities capable of housing/hiding 313 Student Bodies in style, comfort, and total anonymity.
Applicants to our non-graduate program are considered on the bases of their personal vices, criminal records, ability to disrupt class with their shenanigans, and of course...the swimsuit competition.
So if you're in the mood to matriculate, welcome aboard, and GO ASS PIRATES!!!
I now must supply mad props to the Feelmore Academy for producing a fantastic album.
...and if Teacher's Pet is on the fast track to graduation I hope she finds a position high within your administration for post grad.
And it was good to see the good chef out of uniform - it let's me know that he is also a Mr. Hairy Meat. ....And if there is a Hairy Meat Jr. I want to give him Christmas Presents now.
Hey I meet you guy's at the Monkey with 12 pack. You gave me a C.D. I love it! I hope you can come join us in rock n roll on Friday @ the Central it will be a very good line up!
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