The Honourable Ted
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Genre: 2-step / Experimental / Other
Location Manchester, Northwest, UK
Profile Views: 3456
Last Login: 9/27/2012
Member Since 12/24/2006
Website One day my son. One day
Record Label unsigned but I might start me own and be geet big.
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Bio
If you sprinkle me at least 5 times a day I will continue to grow until I one day I become a big beautiful bouncing baby. Aaahh. Nah not really. You see I'm not handsome, Im not slim , Im not young, Im not single, Im not ethnic, Im not tall, Im not intelectual, Im not dumb, Im not a Sagitarian, Im not a tennis fan, Im not from Mars (I dont think I am), Im not wearing bra's, Im not up a mountain, Im not in a can, Im not up my backside, Im not up to date, I'm not a tuna, Im not spartacus, Im not Billy Bunter, Im not the egg man, Im not you, and you're not me, Im not very warm, Im not very clear, Im not wots wot, Im not sharp or blunt, Im not rhyme nor runt, Im not out , Im not in. Who am I Im The Honourable Ted and I give you song of wohohoh. From PopFtangWhizzBang to Halibut, I strive to maintain standards rarely attempted by other musickly enhanced receptacles. The empty vessel makes most noise but the skin on a camels back is a sight to behold. Steady Boy. NEW CD AVAILABLE FROM THE HONOURABLE TED (THE ALUMINISATION, PROCRASTINATION, NATION) APRIL 1st 2007. -
Members
Me and various members of The Stepbrothers, The Waterfoot Dandy, The Blazing Snowmen,Sick Nurse, The Suns of Potto, Alexander Felix and Freya Fay. -
Influences
Yes I have influences. As a matter of fact I bet I have more influences than anybody on the planet but Im not going to tell you. -
Sounds Like
If you can imagine the sea pouring into your living room when you're watching Strictly Come Dancing and the walls crash down on your head and split your skull wide apart and your brains get washed out and chopped into tiny pieces by fighting scavaging crabs. Well it's a little bit like that.
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6 Songs | Sep 21, 2008
Comments
- Santos G. James2 years ago
Hey!i love you music

- Santos G. James2 years ago
Hey,how are u? - Santos G. James2 years ago
Hello,how are u? - Santos G. James2 years ago
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- Holly Burton4 years ago
nice to have such an "honourable ted" amongst my friends-and thanks for the lovely gig a couple weeks back at Hebden Bridge :)
- D!ñX4 years ago
Now then sunshine! hope you had a good holiday, I've missed you!
I'm off to the Green Man but before I go I thought I'd let you into the warped mind of my son Deej. He has been let lose with photo shop and 'my pictures' and came up with this....
I for one do not think you are an animal! - Stationary Stevens4 years ago
Don't the contents spill out of the toilet bowl. Just digitised '83 Lomax sessions!
- SupaJamma5 years ago
Nice one Ed, thanks for adding SupaJamma.
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