THE RULE OF LGOPs (LGOPs = Little Groups of Paratroopers) After the demise of the best Airborne plan, a most terrifying effect occurs on the battlefield. This effect is known as the rule of the LGOPs. This is, in its purest form, small groups of pissed-off 19 year old American paratroopers. They are well trained. They are armed to the teeth and lack serious adult supervision. They collectively remember the Commander's intent as "March to the sound of the guns and kill anyone who is not dressed like you" - or something like that. Happily they go about the day's work...
"How to pretend to be an Infantryman:"
"Dig a hole in your back yard while it is raining. Sit in the hole until the water climbs around your ankles. Pour cold mud down your shirt collar. Sit there for forty-eight hours, and, so there is no danger of your dozing off, imagine that a guy is sneaking around waiting for a chance to club you on the head or set fire to your house. Get out of the hole, fill a suitcase full of rocks, pick it up, put a shotgun in your other hand, and walk on the muddiest road you can find. Fall flat on your face every few minutes as you imagine big meteors streaking down to sock you. After ten or twelve miles (remember - you are still carrying the shotgun and suitcase) start sneaking through the wet brush. Imagine that somebody has booby-trapped your route with rattlesnakes that will bite you if you step on them. Give some friend a rifle and have him blast in your direction once in a while. Snoop around until you find a bull. Try to figure out a way to sneak around him without letting him see you. When he does see you, run like hell all the way back to your hole in the back yard, drop the suitcase and shotgun, and get in. If you repeat this performance every three days for several months you may begin to understand why infantryman sometimes gets out of breath. But you still won't understand how he feels when things get tough." -----by Bill Mauldin circa 1944, Italy
About me:
theres not to much to say im laid back and love to spend time with my friends. i spend most of my time outside and in the woods or working on cars,bikes and other toys. im not picky i can do about anything and make a good time out of it. just love being out with new and old people! i have a great 5 year old that is my life. she keeps me busy most of the time with going to the parks or the movies " i think ive seen every new kid move thats out LOL" i do party some but ive slowed it down almost to a stop and take that new free time and spend it at the gym... dont get me wrong i still go out just not everynight like i was!!! im not out looking for any one and im not into the one night stands. the right one will come along onenday on her own. if its a week fine if its 4 years great. ive learnd just to sit back and take my time and learn what people are about and who they are. so thats about it if you want to know anything about me just ask! ill be more then glad to chat with ya
So...have you talked to BPS lately? Wow, that is one nasty bitch!! Did you know she was at the gas station in Trimble County offering $5. 00 blowjobs? Nasty Skank!!! Maybe her name should be welfare whore since she does live off OUR tax money!! We pay for her nasty ass and her dirty kids!!
thank you for being so supportive honey! i love you and i would never treat you like she did! you are to good of a guy to be run over the way you was in the past! i will never take advantage of you in any way and i promise im not the cheating kind! i know its hard to believe that after what your ex did to you...but it will all come in time! i love you and thank you for this wonderful new life we share together! i couldnt ask for more!
thank you for being so supportive honey! i love you and i would never treat you like she did! you are to good of a guy to be run over the way you was in the past! i will never take advantage of you in any way and i promise im not the cheating kind! i know its hard to believe that after what your ex did to you...but it will all come in time! i love you and thank you for this wonderful new life we share together! i couldnt ask for more!
