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I HAVE THE NICEST ASS. MY LEGS ARE FUCKING RAD. MY HANDS WILL SLAP YOUR FACE AND IT WILL FEEL GOOD. MY MOUTH WITH SWEAR AND IT WILL SOUND LIKE JESUS. MY EARS CAN HEAR YOU CRY WHEN I TALK TO YOU. MY TOES CAN FEEL YOU TREMBEL WITH FEAR WHEN YOU HEAR ME SOUND LIKE JESUS. MY KNEES ARE MADE OF CARBON FIBER THAT WAS USED IN THE MOVIE FAST AND FURIOUS, NOT JUST PART 1, BUT PART 2 ALSO TO. NEW YORK CITY AND CHICAGO AND L.A. WERE BUILT WITH THE GREASE FROM MY ELBOWS. MY TEETH ARE TEETH. WHEN YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU NOT ONLY WANT TO SUCK ON MY ASS, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN FROM THE JURASIC PERIOD, BY THE WAY I WILL BUY YOU DINNER FOR THAT.
I LOVE WALKING, RUNNING, STOPPING, STANDING, SHIRTS, SERVICE, PARKING, BUS STOPS, FIRE HYDRANTS, T.V., DINNER, T.V. DINNERS, TYRA BANKS, BANKS, BANK ROBBERS, ROBBING BANKS, ROBBIN GIVENS, GIVING HEAD, GETTING HEAD, HEAD SHOTS OF TYRA, DICK CHENEY SHOOTING HEADS, TRAILOR PARKS, BARRY TRAILOR, MOBILE COMMAND CENTER, SEX ON POOL TABLES, SEX ON COPS POOL TABLES, SEX IN A CHAIR, BREAKING CHAIRS, BREAKING WIND, BEING A DIPSHIT, KILLING SPIDERS, BEER
psssst..danny guess who will be in IL in 5 days... MEEEEEE!! and after the church and lunch thing on sunday we r gonna go to that big snowy hill at that Villa place and get in tubes and try not to die cause we will be drunk.. round up ur boys and go with.. it will be funtastic!!!
danimal you offically suck in my polish dickionary!! thanks alot for the drunk plumber i will always treasure the past few days i had with mike the pill popper!!!
Sucks I missed you last night at City Limits. I was sad. I heard about the fiasco at Freddies the other night, I was rather sickened by the whole thing yet somehow wouldn't expect less. Anywho, we need to hang out soon. Great job on the new album by the way. Love ya, later! Jonny
trying to get over this exhaustion sickness i've been having... haha i totally slept after work yesterday and the day before... i think i'm starting to feel a little better, at least i hope so!
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