Making babies, eating baby pigs, bear baiting, eating zee gaurd camp food, asking for forgiveness, urinating, watching my wyfe undress, watching your wyfe undress, finding....Hey, what is zat smell? Are those my cabbages??!
Music
I like to listen to all zee farting at zee Royal Gaurd Camp
Movies
I saw somezing moving around my furry crotch, no big deal, I just pull down my pants and let zee cheekuns have lunch.
Television
Urinating in ze the KARE 11 back yard.
Books
Are you kidding?? Eef I get caught wiz one I would be killed.
I saw one once zough....a nun was rubbing herself wiz eet.
Heroes
Jerry Lewis, Pepe le Pew, Inspector Clouseau, Brigitte Bardot, Marcel Marceau, Marlon Brando, Bronson Pinchot, Adrienne Barbeau, Jacques Cousteau, Francois Truffault, Jean Reno,Fleur Delacour, Yvette Mimieux, Gerard Depardieu, et especialle Jeanne D'Arc, she is so fyne-she is so fyne she blows my mynde
About me: I cum to ze festival only 2 years ago, a peasant de France, to honour your King Henri and regarder all of ze fantastique English tits, but uh, eet was moi who get ze honor in ze end.....zat eez I get deeply honored so fyne wiz zee 2006 Cracked Jacque award for being zee best new entertaineur characteur at ze Minnesoteur Renaissance Festival. Ha! Rediculousment, no? Oui, and zey never to give zat trophie to anyone ever again since I am so premier! AHH Haaa...
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Yes, we had a BLAST! I was able to introduce him to LOTS of my friends out there, so that was really great. Oooh Oooh!!! Guess what?? I was able to guess TWO riddles from the riddle wizards!!! I was so happy that I did a happy dance and they said they'd never forget it, they laughed so hard!
Hey there lovely, Will says you said some nice things about me! That made me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside, especially since I'd been having a crummy day. So thanks a million for being a wonderful friend...even if you ARE french.
King of the Log, oh King of the Log... With your padded codpiece in place, you swing your pillow mightily into the stomach of your foe. Awesome balance, you hold your place on the Log of Justice.
Batard...my darling dirty frenchman...August 16th...bright and early...front gates...you, me, a bowl of strawberries...and LOADS of patrons? Sound like a good time?
I will NOT watch your geekiness on channel 2! As much as I love watching pledge-a-thons (I even tape them), My Name is Earl is on. If Red Green was on then I'd stay glued to channel 2.
I am enjoying it...most of it. It's nice to have everything be paid for without being asked to chip in. And quit speaking French! Speak some German so I understand!
