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Advice? No advice here!

QUESTION: Can I call you?You betcha. 310-217-7638

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: If you'd like to complain, please write out all complaints on a 3"x5" index card. Write legibly and use black ink. Then, fold the card over and stick it really far up your ass, because Murray doesn't give a shit.

I realize that I am an incredible sex beast, and it's hard to control yourselves, but I'm taken. YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER HOMELESS STUD TO FILL YOUR GREAT ETERNAL VOID. BUT YOU CAN LEAVE ME A VOICE COMMENT MOTHERBITCHES!

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PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS WHO WANT REAL ANSWERS NOT SOME DAILY NEWSPAPER BULLSHIT.

Also, anyone with a creative way to get dudes to look at this since I don't have tits.

If you like this shit, add me and tell your friends.

also, i'm really really tired of bitches jockin' my nuts. and unnecessary apostrophes.

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Status: Swinger
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Oakland
Orientation: Not Sure
Body type: Body builder
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Occupation: wise-ass
Income: $250,000 and Higher

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Tony: Do you consider the internet mostly good or mostly bad? Murray: It's hard to pick. It makes it easier for brilliant people to get subversive literature out there. It also makes it easier for people to post their shitty poetry.
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Tony: Do you think pop-music fans are mindless sheep that listen to whatever garbage the record companies put out, or do you think they just like that particular genre? Murray: I think most people are mindless sheep who really do like garbage. Try to explain DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, otherwise.
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