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James Flanagin
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- May 30, 2008 3:12 PM Theory on Lazy People
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About me:
Well ever since I was a child I have hated the opera. I guess it all started when my parents were robbed and gunned down right in front of my eyes. I went on with my life making very few friends and keeping a lot of people at arms length. It didn’t really click until after my last year at Princeton when it was time for me to discover the true potential of my passions. I turned to a life against the law, to learn how the mind of a criminal works. I learned the art of discipline and aggression after having found a rare blue flower in the Himalayas. However my mentor saw things the wrong way and I have finally returned to reclaim my namesake and restore order in my life. And destroy order in the lives of those who oppose decency and force the innocent to live in fear. ..
MySpace Layouts at TweakYourPage.comWho I'd like to meet:
Christopher Walkin, Will Ferrel, William Faulkner (So i can punch him in the face! Greatest American writer my ass, he was a drunk. So yes I respect him but dammit I don't have to appreciate his work!), The voice of Kitt from Knight Rider, The owner/founder of the YKK zipper companyDetails
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 2" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Comedian
Schools
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University Of Houston-University Park
- Houston,TX
- Graduated: 2007
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Advertising
- Minor: English
- Greek: Sigma Nu
2002 to 2007 -
Memorial H S
- Houston,TX
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1998 to 2002
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K Flan Comedy
- Houston, Tx US
- Comedian
Been a jackass my whole life









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10 of 58Morehey kris whats up? my name is Irene. what do you like to do for fun?
wow. all i can say is dayyyyummmm! thanks for adding :] ♥ elyse marie
Hey hooker, how are things?
wondering if you made it to chicago safely. take care of yourself old pal.
Hey you.. Sending ya a big BK HELLO... Holla!
HAPPY BDAY AGAIN CRAZY MAN!
Whoops this is on your bday!!!!

Hey honey just wanted to stop by and say hi!!!!!
xoxo
Meagan
There is nothing better than twosies with a smile!!
hey RH is dwindling might not make it thursday but i at least want to see you before you leave. peace.