Candy

About me:

I was born on a farm in 1994, and enjoyed my life as a young kitten but then I was adopted into the Cousins family. Where I have had to put up with seeing all the kids grow up as well as listen to the fights and arguments and not been fed until dinner time some days. ..
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color::	Brown
Hair Color::	White
Height::	1 foot
Favorite Color::	Black
Screen Name::	Candy
Favorite Band::	The one I'm wearing round my neck now
Favorite Movie::	101 Dalmation Suicides
Favorite Show::	Deal or no Deal
Your Car::	Ferrari Enzo (Stolen)
Your Hometown::	The hood of Hordle
Your Present Town::	Hordle, idiot
Your Crushes First Name::	Felix
Your Grade::	12th Grade (Practice Hairdresser)
Your Style::	Loud and in your face
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?:	I'm a cat, so yes 1000's of times
Kissed someone in the rain?:	I've done more than that in the rain
Danced in a public place?:	Yes
Smiled for no reason?:	No you fool
Laughed so hard you cried?:	I've pissed myself laughing
Peed your pants after age 8?:	I'm peeing myself right now, it's all over the floor
Written a song?:	Yes, 'Death to the Mongrels'
Sang to someone for no reason?:	I've wailed all night to make the neighbours mad
Performed on a stage?:	Yes, Catz Duh
Talked to someone you don't know?:	Yes hookers
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:	I've gone out my way to punch someone
Made out in a theatre?:	I've soiled in a theatre, same thing?
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:	No, how can I???
Been in love?:	All the time with myself
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?:	Some dumbass neighbour I hate
Tell you, I love you?:	One of the Cousins's, I laughed at them so much
Kiss you?:	The village bicycle cat
Hug you?:	Again one of the Cousins's, I tried to claw them in the eye
Tell you BYE?:	Dunno, don't recall
Write you a note?:	A Deaththreat, it was the next door neighbour cat
Take your photo?:	The police
Call your cell phone?:	Again the police, Court Appearance on the 26th
Buy you something?:	I got some Tesco Value-Value Cat food made out of ash, how generous
Go with you to the movies?:	The ginger cat down the road
Sing to you?:	One of those idiots I live with
Write a poem about you?:	No-one, I'm a nice cat really :'-(
Text message you?:	O2
Touch you?:	Some tramp
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?:	When I was allowed out the house
Time you cried?:	When I had to come back in
Movie you watched?:	Borat, I've seen more funnier thinks come out my ass
Joke you told?:	The one where the chav gets pushed off a cliff
Song you've sang?:	Don't recall
Time you've looked at the clock?:	Now it's 21:49
Drink you've had?:	I'm drinking a litre of Jack Daniels right now
Number you've dialed?:	Pizza Hut
Book you've read?:	I read the Daily Sport this morning
Food you've eaten?:	That crap my family provides me with
Flavor of gum chewed?:	Erm, Cola
Shoes you've worn?:	I don't wear shoes ass
Store you've been in?:	PetsWorld, to return this crappy scratching post that I bought
Thing you've said?:	You son of a bitch
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?:	I can write with my feet too
Whistle?:	What's it to you, hey?
Blow a bubble?:	Easy
Roll your tounge in a circle?:	And a hexagon
Cross your eyes?:	And slant them
Touch your tounge to your nose?:	And to my bum
Dance?:	Yawn
Gleek?:	WTF's that??
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:	Every night, I haven't slept since 1997
Speak a different language?:	Bangledeshi
Impersonate someone?:	Can do it when I sleep, which is never
Prank call people?:	All the time
Make a card pyramid?:	Yep, 20 metres high
Cook anything?:	A full 5 course dinner
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...:	Dog, I would jump off the tallest tower
I wish ...:	I was the unquestioned ruler of this universe
So many people don't know that ...:	I am Bi-sexual
I am ...:	plotting to overthrow the White House
My heart is ...:	sponsored by Marlboro
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