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watch more at my real website: www.wheezywaiter.comWho I'd like to meet:
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- Status: In a Relationship
- Hometown: marshall, WI
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 10"
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: waiter extraordinaire
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University Of Wisconsin-Madison
- Madison,Wisconsin
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: communication arts-radio, television, film
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- Marshall,Wisconsin
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
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10 of 140MoreSo does the film Craig also cover the time when you, Ice Cube, and Busta Rhymes threw a crazy party and got in alllllllllllll kinds of racist-assed trouble???
Remember when you and Michael Rapaport shot Tyra Banks??? Good times.
Couldn't help but notice a congressional seat from Chicago has opened up, what with the departure of Rahm Emanuel. What do you say? Or is the Wheezy Waiter just another Windy City Politician? Oh yeah, and which of these "top friends" of yours made songs for your vlog? Hmmm....
Sat Nov 8th @ Bottom Lounge (1375 W.
Lake, Chicago)
18+ / $8 advance / Doors at 8pm
Bang! Bang! is taking a little break after this show....so now's your chance!
your birthday's alway so much fun!

when i see you tonight, i'll let you know how far i got on the list:
a bit more wholesome (and a little less demonic) than i think we remembered...