About me:
My Name Is Josh Potter, I'm 18,
My Friends Mean More Than Anything In The World To Me
(By the Names of
. DEAN
. SIMON
. CHANTELLE
. SHANNYN
. JASON
. JESSIE
. TROY
. PHIL
I Also Love Music, Mainly Rock & Heavy Metal and a bit of Country & Techno
(u can find a list of my fav bands to the Left...)
Who I'd like to meet:
Funny, Weird people, a person with a head on their ankle
. Slayer
. Bodom
. Trivium
. THE AUTOBOTS
JOKES:
Q. What do u call a Blind Deer?
A. No Idea!
Q. What do u get when u cross an Owl wit a Bungee Cord?
A. My Ass!
Q. What do u call a Pig that knows Karate?
A. Pork Chops!
FACTS:
. The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
.The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
. The Longest prolonged fart was From Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Shanny and Me