Steven's Blog
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Fuuny Soccer Commentator mistakes
'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.' - David Coleman
'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.' - Martin Tyler
'The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.' David Coleman
'Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.' David Coleman
'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman
'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.' - Peter Jones
'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham
'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.' - Radio 5 live
'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.' - Alan Green
'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
- Mike Ingham
'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.' - John Helm
'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
- Radio 5 live
'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.' - Mike Ingham
'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.' - Barry Davies
'West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.' - John Helm
'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.' - Alan Green
'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - Derek Rae
'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'
- John Greig
'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke
'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.'
- John Helm
'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.' - Archie MacPherson
'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.' - Martin Tyler
'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'
- Alan Green
'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.'
- Barry Davies
'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield
'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.' - Peter Jones
'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman -
Question Thingy
Current mood:
drainedI stole this from Chris
Current mood: Tired and i still have to go to work1.Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
No
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Eat a thousand ice creams
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
We dont go by grades
4. What is the best thing about your job?
Lunch
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
No
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
No but i aint gay
7. Did you vote for Bush?
Cant vote and i wouldnt have anyway
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
America
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
50/50
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
Whats ikea?
12. Last book you read?
Models of Management (Collage crap)
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
I don t need any more
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Clane
15. What was the last convo you had about?
Are we goin to go for a drink after work
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
Jail
17. What's your favorite smell?Burgers
18. What is your favorite sound?
The sound of a can of bulmers being opened
19. Are you moody?
No
20. Favorite movie of all time?
Wind that shakes the barley
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate?
Nope
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Nope
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
Nope
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
Yeah it was funny
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yeah
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Yeah
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
Nope
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Nope
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
Nope
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Nope
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yeah
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you didn't know anyone?
Yeah it wasa kinda ackward
34. Have you ever been in love?
Yeah
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Nope
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Many a time
37. Have you ever been out of the U.S.?
Of course
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Nearly at football training after a night out
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a monthNo
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
Yeah
41. Last song you listened to?Galway girl By mundy
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
Nope
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
Nope
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yeah after football training
45. Who was the last person who called you?
Dale
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight?
Never
47. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope
48. Most embarassing CD you own?
Jmaes Blunt
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
Food from work
50. Have you ever drank egg nog?
What in gods name is egg nog?
