Gandhi Jones

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Keith Haubrich
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""Seattle peeps, step right up to smell what Gandhi Jones has been cookin'! I'll be featuring foodstuffs at this arts & craft fair, plus I'll be selling my new cookbook, "What Would Gandhi Eat?" as well as my 3 poetry books, "The Myth of Adulthood," "Mad Haiku Disease" & "Nelson Mandela Is Free... All Others Pay $5."
Saturday, December 1st, 2012 from 2pm to 6pm.
Location: Om Culture
2210 N. Pacific St., Seattle, WA 98103
206-829-9969
http://theseattlebazaar.com/" "
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  - Keith Haubrich
    "Seattle peeps, step right up to smell what Gandhi Jones has been cookin'! I'll be featuring foodstuffs at this arts & craft fair, plus I'll be selling my new cookbook, "What Would Gandhi Eat?" as well as my 3 poetry books, "The Myth of Adulthood," "Mad Haiku Disease" & "Nelson Mandela Is Free... All Others Pay $5."
    Saturday, December 1st, 2012 from 2pm to 6pm.
    Location: Om Culture
    2210 N. Pacific St., Seattle, WA 98103
    206-829-9969
    http://theseattlebazaar.com/"
    
    5 months ago
  - Bella Jovan
    Your so sweet!! Thank you for your sweet words!!! I LOVE the Pink Door!! XOXO
    
    2 years ago
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Music DJing, slam poetry, drumming, vegetarian cooking, creative/colorful attire, animals (especially cats), swimming/surfing, chess, wine, world travel, polyamory, health nuttery.
Music
I am certifiably eclectic: Jazz (Latin, ultra-lounge, swing, cool, fusion, Dixie, ragtime), rock, noise, early punk, world music, drum & bass, Intelligent Dance Music, prog (or Intelligent Rock Music, if you will), 1970's funk, old country, Gothic, death metal, disco, ambient, dub reggae, calypso, Klezmer, analog industrial, rap (before it was "Hip Hop"), R&B (back when it still meant Rhythm & Blues), novelty, covers, experimental & hybrids.
Movies
Hair, Woodstock, Waking Life, Meet the Feebles, Cube, Pi, Cleopatra Jones, Black Caesar, The Killer Condom (Das Kondom), Henry & June, Farinelli, Pink Floyd Live in Pompeii, Caligula, Kentucky Fried Movie, Mindwalk, Spike and Mike's Sick & Twisted Animation, Groundhog Day, Lesbian Muff Munching Finger Stuffers (or was it Finger Stuffing Lesbian Muff Munchers?).
Television
Macgyver, South Park, The Muppet Show, Fat Albert, In Living Color, Degrassi High, Mad TV, Almost Live, Barney Miller, Night Court, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Emeril from the Food Channel ("Bamm! Now THAT'S how you make a sawce.").
Books
Nelson Mandela Is Free... All Others Pay $5, The Myth of Adulthood, Mad Haiku Disease... wait, you mean OTHER people's books? OK: The Tao of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, The Power of Now, The Ethical Slut, The Cook's Encyclopedia of Wine, The Sexual Power of Marijuana, The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, Poetry Slam, Zen and the Art of Motorcyle Maintenance, Culture Jam, The Middle Game In Chess, Winning With Chess Psychology, Psychotherapy East and West, Looking Backward, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! (I & II), Intercourses, Party Food for Vegetarians, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Sophie's World, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (only after seeing the movie), and anything by Shel Silverstein. I also read dictionaries (English, Spanish, Hebrew).
Heroes
Dennis Kucinich, Jello Biafra, Frank Zappa, M.K. Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Esquivel!, Shel Silverstein, and most of all... ME! ..

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My assigned name is Keith. Back in high school my nickname was G-zus due to my long hair and beard. They voted me as Most Unique in my class, and I wear this as a badge of honor. I could label myself a World Citizen and a Renaissance Man In Training, among other things. I am bilingual (fluent in Hebrew) and working on trilingual (Spanish). I've been a strict vegetarian since 1991 (who says men can't commit?), mostly out of compassion for animals. I'm as liberal as they get (though fiscally conservative at home). In my spare time I like to chase my cats around the house and waste time staring at my computer screen (See? I'm just like you!). Mine is a Mac, because it is said to be better for music creation, and because it successfully competes with Microsoft. I'm no computer nerd, though, nor am I a chess whiz, a self-hating Jew, a band geek, a wine connoisseur, a cat lady, a bleeding heart, a beach bum, a playa hater, a bullshit artist, nor a bookworm. I spread my interests and hobbies thin enough to avoid being pinned down by a label. I'll admit that being an arrogant snob was the best thing to happen to my self-esteem since I was a kid, but don't hold that against me. As Bob Dylan sang, "I was so much older then/I'm younger than that now."

Who I'd like to meet:

Sacha Baron Cohen, Tom Waits, Samantha Fox, Jim Carrey, Lynda Carter (in complete Wonder Woman outfit, or without...), David Bowie, Eric Bogosian, Jack Nicholson, Nelson Mandela. I've already met: Nick Cave (and his family), Jello Biafra, Blixa Bargeld of Einsturzende Neubauten (I waited on him!), Dean & Gene Ween, Billy Childish, Moby, Taylor Mali, Meatloaf, Wesley Willis (R.I.P.), Jon Lovitz, Mike Muir (Suicidal Tendencies/Infectious Grooves), Donny Most ("Ralph Malph" from Happy Days), members of Erasure and Massive Attack, Seattle mayor Greg Nickels (I waited on him too.) I wish I could have met... RIP: Shel Silverstein, Frank Zappa, Johnny Cash, Sammy Davis Jr., John Lennon, Juan Garcia Esquivel!, Alan Watts, Peter Sellers (the only asshole I'd ever want to meet).

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Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Smoke: No
Education: College graduate
Occupation: I feed people a feast of the senses...
Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
- Seattle, WA
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Social Welfare
- Clubs: Rainy Dawg Radio, UWonCue, Organization of Student Social Workers, Radical Social Workers, White Allies Against Racism, Golden Key International Honour Society
1999 to 2002
University Of Nevada-Las Vegas
- Las Vegas, NV
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: Psychology
- Clubs: 91.5 FM KUNV radio, College Democrats,
1992 to 1998
Valley Hs
- Las Vegas, NV
- Graduated: 1992
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Chess Club, Poetry Club, Marching and Jazz bands
1988 to 1992

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The Pink Door
- Seattle, WA US
- Server
May 18th, 2006 to Oct. 2nd, 2010

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- Radio
- Talent
- DJ
91.5FM KUNV DJ Cheese Omelet (1995-1998)
- Fashion
- Modeling
- Hair
Winner of 8 moustache trophies, including two 1st Place victories at the World Beard & Moustache Championships, 2007 & 2009.

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