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  • Cake

    4 years ago
  • John Dill

    All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
    I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. DSEYA.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DSEYA.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DSEYA.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. DSEYA.COM
    D35466478

    4 years ago
  • Jacob Franke

    All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
    I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM
    F66746565

    4 years ago
  • Jacob Franke

    Hey,

    I need you to do this for me, i want to get a free iPhone so i have to get 50 of my friends to go to the thing below and have them put their zipcode in.
    If you could do, we can all get a free iPhone!!.

    Thank Ya!!

    Here is a picture of my friend who got his iPhone from doing this.
    This $700 Freakin' Rocks! We can get it for FREE RIGHT NOW TOO!!!

    4 years ago
  • Jacob Franke


    My friend got a brand new FREE iPhone. Seriously. He sent me that picture of it the day he got it! All he had to do was enter his email address into this site and he got one COMPLETELY FREE.

    This is the site he got it from!

    4 years ago
  • Cake


    HEY! not to sound wierd or anything but I was on my friends computer playing with thier myspace (since i dont have an account of my own) and I saw your page :). Just looking for someone to have fun with online. I have my profile setup on this other site that is like myspace but for webcam users. You dont need one to join and its free. But you could come and watch me. I hope that dont sound slutty but its a huge turn on :) and i think after you see what i do on my cam you will be turned on too hehe. Ok anyway click here if you like my pic and want to have a bit of fun :) Im almost always online. <3 Madison



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    4 years ago
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    6 years ago
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    6 years ago
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    6 years ago
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About me:

Why Hello There, Neighbor!

How nice of you to stop by! The name's Fred Rogers. You might remember me from television. You know, I'm the guy you used to watch when you were like three years old and too stupid to realize I had no firm grasp of continuity or story progression. I mean, I did the same daily routine for 40 years. Wake up, brush teeth, go for a walk, come back inside, say hello to my friends (who are all toddlers), talk to the stereotypical black mailman who (by no coincidence I might add) happens to be living off of a government job a low-IQ chimpanzee could carry out (hmm, and they took Howard Stern off the air?), then choo-choo my way into the whimsical land of make-believe where a bunch of cheap-ass puppets told "moralistic stories."

Oh, boo-shit. I'm sick of this false fascade. I am not a cheery pervert who enjoys the company of children. The secret must be known:

I was not really the host of the popular children's entertainment show you are all familiar with. From June 9th 1964 - May 23rd 1973, I was active as a Special Ops Agent in the heart of the Vietnam War. In Cambodia I battled armed guerilla forces and rescued over three hundred hostages in a brave suicide attack on the coastal village of San-Juimi (near Pika Pika).

So, you're wondering how I was on television during this? AHA! That's the secret!

I was so popular at the time that PBS feared their ratings would drop, so they got in cahoots with the US government to make a carbon copy of me -- commonly referred to by the layman as a "clone" -- who would occupy your television sets as I slaughtered Cambodian assholes in the jungles.

The Fred Rogers you are all familiar with was created as a test-tube baby in a lab in Texas in December of '63. He had my brain and therefore remembered my memories. I taught him a few things before I left, but was amused to realize he already knew them.

Oh, it was a fun period from December to June of the next year. We frollicked, we picnicked, we even had masturbation on occasion. (Is it really "sex" when you're fucking your clone? I think not.) I was just too damn horny most of the time, and when I began to drool over the little girls in my audience I knew I had to release my bodily fluids. The rest is history....

When I returned from active duties in Vietnam I was appalled to find the ratings had peaked and PBS did not want the "original" Fred Rogers back. I threatened to go public with my story and they shot me full of a lethal memory erasure drug named "Eurstophetamine A-XL," or EAXL for short. I woke up in a gutter in New Mexico with a beard and an ID on me that read "Poncho Villezque." However, their drug had not taken its full effect and I somehow, somewhere deep inside the lapses of my mind's internal natural circuitry, KNEW I was not named Poncho.

So began my adventure to reclaim my throne as Fred Rogers, a.k.a. Mr. Rogers, which I will detail extensively in my journals in the coming months.

Thanks for reading, bitches!

Love,

- The Big Daddy (Fred Rogers)

Who I'd like to meet:

The opressors of my fate who shot me full of EAXL to erase my memories, who stole my life, my wife and my children (hypothetically speaking of course - I have a floppy dick and am unable to have children in a literal sense, I am obviously speaking of my ostensible family I have through the television).

And Traci Lords.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Height: 6' 7"
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Ex-Television Presenter / Nostalgic Tale-Teller
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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  • Mr. Rogers' Kick-Ass AIDS Charity

    • Pittsburgh, PA US
    • Head Super Creator Guy Who Manages Everything
    Forever to now, dipshit. Duh, I mean, I STARTED IT

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