ɴɒʜʇɒɴoɾ (Jonathan)
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24 years old
Stanford, California
United States

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    ɴɒʜʇɒɴoɾ (Jonathan)'s Interests
GeneralSports cars, online computer games, sleeping, eating out, and hanging out with those who I love and care for. It's a simple but happy life. :)
MusicMainly modern rock. Basically anything that's not country music.

Alanis Morissette, Billy Joel, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Chumbawamba, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Creed, Dave Matthews Band, Evanescence, Eagle Eye Cherry, Filter, Fort Minor, Fuel, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Gwen Stefani, Hinder, Jewel, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Matchbox Twenty, Metallica, Moby, Mudvayne, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Papa Roach, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Puddle of Mudd, Rob Thomas, Saliva, Santana, Seether, Shawn Mullins, Smile Empty Soul, Staind, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Tal Bachman, Tantric, Three Days Grace, U2, The Wallflowers.

I'm sure there's more but that list gives you a pretty good idea of the genres I like to listen to.
MoviesOffice Space, Family Man, GoldenEye, Full Metal Jacket, The Matrix, Vanilla Sky, Spaceballs, Star Wars, The Butterfly Effect ... *shrugs* There's way too many movies out there for me to think of them all.
TelevisionOh, shit. This is where my true dorkiness shines! haha... Oh well, this is the real me! :)

I like recording crap with my PVR (ReplayTV, it's like a TiVo). Usually stuff on channels like The Science Channel, Fox News Channel, History Channel, and National Geographic Channel. Especially Nova, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, and Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe.

However, I can usually be found watching mindless TV with friends and family like football and reality shows, so hopefully I'm not TOO big of a dork! ;)
BooksI don't read much to be honest. Just tons and tons of crap on the internet mostly. And tons of reading for school! Ack! :)
HeroesMy parents. They are awesome and have encouraged and supported me in everything that I do. They have always been there for me and want to see me succeed in whatever it is that I do. :)
Groups: Theoretical PhysicsSpace And The Universe.CorvetteStanford UniversityTexas Tech Red Raiders!!!Battlefield 2Lubbock High IBLubbock High

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     ɴɒʜʇɒɴoɾ (Jonathan)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lubbock, TX
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Grad Student & Programmer

   ɴɒʜʇɒɴoɾ (Jonathan)'s Schools
Stanford University
Stanford, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

2007 to Present
Texas Tech University
Lubbock, TX
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Mathematics
Clubs: ACM, Graduated Summa Cum Laude!
 

2002 to 2006
Lubbock H S
Lubbock, TX
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: International Baccalaureate, Distinguished Diploma Recipient, National Honor Society, Young Entrepreneurs of Lubbock, Future Business Leaders of America
 

1999 to 2002

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Technology - IT - Developer
C++, PHP, JavaScript, SQL, DHTML Programmer



ɴɒʜʇɒɴoɾ (Jonathan) is enjoying summer break back home in Lubbock. :)

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About me:
I'm a guy with what many would consider a pretty simple boring life. However, I'm very fortunate and I enjoy it. :) I have fun playing games on my computer, watching TV shows I record on my TiVo, listening to music, and hanging out with friends and family. :) Oh yeah, and I eat at Chili's way too much! Chili's rocks! =)

I have a website that was featured worldwide last year on a television show on BBC News and BBC World, as well as Wired Magazine, the LA Times, and other publications. It's a DMOZ "best of the internet" featured site. I was also the co-author of a June 2006 cover article of Servo Magazine.

I'm a graduate student at Stanford University. I'm here for my Master's in Computer Science with a specialization in Software Theory. I'm very happy to be attending Stanford; it's a goal I've had for many years now. (It's the #1 ranked school in the world for Computer Science!) I enjoy playing Team Fortress 2 and Battlefield 2 during my free time.
























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Battlefield 2:

As I've mentioned, I enjoy playing Battlefield 2 during my free time. In the game, I'm Lieutenant General DooM-Avalanche. Statistically, I'm the #2 ranked attack helicopter pilot/gunner in the world and my buddy kojimab is the #1 ranked attack helicopter gunner in the world. We tend to get banned a lot when we fly together as co-pilots! We wreak havoc and it's a disaster for all the people on the server we play on! I also have a proclivity towards unfairly slaughtering people in a J-10 fighter jet or groundpounding people into the ground as a medic whore. ;) If you play BF2, you know what I'm talking about! Fighting chance... !DENIED! It's not uncommon for me to finish games with 90 kills and 0 deaths or with hundreds of teamwork points above the second place guy on 64 man servers.

I play competitive online computer games semi-professionally. I've won a few side tournaments at the Cyberathlete Professional League (eg, Unreal Tournament 2003) and at Quakecon (eg, Doom 3) hosted in Dallas every summer for lots of cash, prizes, and computer systems. Dennis Fong even won a $110,000 Ferarri 328!



Edit: Lately I've been playing Team Fortress 2. Here's the server and community I usually play with. Come join us!




Contacting Me:

I use Xfire, Windows Live Messenger, AIM, Yahoo, Google Talk, and ICQ. Take your pick! I listed them in my prefered order. I'd rather not post it publicly on here, so if you want my contact info, just send me a MySpace message!


Team Fortress 2 Griefing Part 1:




Team Fortress 2 Griefing Part 2:




Saving Private Ryan, Team Fortress 2 Style:




Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Pyro:




The Internet Party: What Happens When Google's Parents Leave Town for the Weekend?:




Cingular is now the New AT&T:




Americans are NOT stupid (hah, yeah right... go Paris Hilton!):




Urban Sprinting:




Stanford wins the DARPA Grand Challenge:




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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with a smile as warm as their heart. :)

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~*CHRISTY*~





Aug 4 2008 2:01 PM

well this weekend was interesting. i went out with friends friday night and had a blast, then came home and got a call from mr. purple (thomas) at 6 a.m. we argued on the phone for 4 1/2 hours. i'm not sure the meaning of the call, but i think it was to tell me every horrible thing he could think of, including how he is going to fuck the girl who works next to him. so yeah, it's definately over. didn't do anything that night, but went to a bbq on sunday, funny enough they were his friends and invited me but not him.
i win!
Estelle





Aug 4 2008 6:30 AM

I posted a pic of a willie warmer in my voogru photo album :D
WhAckoSloVaKian





Aug 3 2008 12:30 AM

Vagina!!
~*CHRISTY*~





Aug 1 2008 9:17 AM

haha. that was cute. i guess it doesn't say much for girls, but it was funny. well i guess me and thomas (mr. p) are officially not talking anymore. he text me that he wants to be friends, but he doesn't plan on calling me anytime soon. ugh. i'm so done with the situation. i also noticed that he deleted ALL of the voogru people from his friends list. he acts like a 14 yr old.
so what's new with you? plans for the weekend?
♥MaLibU MariA♥





Jul 31 2008 4:12 PM

JoHnAtHaN.... I ♥ you!!!!


remember..."BITCHES AINT SHIT".
~*CHRISTY*~





Jul 30 2008 11:55 PM

haha. sure, come on down! it's been raining for days here though. i could use a good joke though.
know any?
~*CHRISTY*~





Jul 30 2008 10:03 PM

Hiya sir! What's going on with you?
Polaris





Jul 27 2008 12:23 PM

sounded like you are having fun nathan. what are you doing in houston? =)

PS,i looked at sannavah's photos the other day omg TOOOOOOOO cute!!!
Polaris





Jul 20 2008 11:38 AM

when were you reduced to all this,cigar,alcohol,etc???
Polaris





Jul 10 2008 11:25 AM

thanks johnny id love to see what kind of GEISHA you were?! !


MUAHAHAHA
Polaris





Jul 7 2008 11:31 AM

stanman the pony boy lol

must say:thanks for the encouragement and congratulations about my test:D

it was really good to share it. oh by the way,
could you scan your report "hello my name is kinrau the geisha" to me,i really wanna have a look at it!

oh by the way again, sorry failed to say goodnight nathan! sleep tight
Lola





Jun 29 2008 3:32 PM

haha. The tree behind your head in your profile picture looked like a mohawk to me for a second. Hope you're doing well. It's been a while.
:)
♥MaLibU MariA♥





Jun 24 2008 6:15 PM

i better be getting a phone call from you when you get into town...
Rizzy - Cakes





Jun 13 2008 8:19 PM

Nothing exciting... Interdisciplinary studies. after switching from Nursing I had soooo many hours, I just picked something that would be the fast to get my BA. I actually found a masters program in it that doesn't require the GRE or a thesis.
Rizzy - Cakes





Jun 13 2008 8:15 PM

Oh work isn't my thing at the time :) I go to UTD.... trying to finish up... hopefully in December :) I work part time at Stretch-N-Grow teaching youth fitness.
Rizzy - Cakes





Jun 13 2008 6:41 PM

For sure!!! We'll make it an adventure. Let me know... and we can all get together.
When are you planning on coming down?
Rizzy - Cakes





Jun 12 2008 2:04 PM

How is Stanford going?
♥MaLibU MariA♥





Jun 9 2008 6:12 PM

ha you make me laugh :p

and i cant wait to see you when you get here...its gonna be fun...lol
WhAckoSloVaKian





Jun 9 2008 2:12 AM

Hehe :D

I wish I knew how i could play the piano.
My boyfriend can :P
WhAckoSloVaKian





Jun 8 2008 4:49 PM

haha well it was jungle orchestra there was like a BUTTFUCK load of people, we have 3 orchestra classes in our school. so we combined them all AND all 3 of the band classes and percussion lol. So yeah the viola's would normally be in the general area where i was i guess but in this case there were so many violins that they were pushed even farther to the right lol

buuuut yeah, i've been playing for 9 years
WhAckoSloVaKian





Jun 8 2008 2:22 PM

thats a violin.................
!! ♥Pieces of Me - MissGreenEyes♥ !!





Jun 8 2008 11:07 AM

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♥MaLibU MariA♥





Jun 1 2008 5:37 PM

aaww your always so nice.... I miss you and cant wait to see you when you come down.
:] O and i finally broke up with him :) and im happy now
Robert





May 31 2008 3:45 AM

I would just like everyone to know that Jonathan has been serenading me all night long. We're gonna have to hit up a kaoroke bar one of these days :).
WhAckoSloVaKian





May 17 2008 3:02 PM

haha aww :P <3
WhAckoSloVaKian





May 16 2008 6:33 AM

www. picnik. com myspace stalker
♥MaLibU MariA♥





May 15 2008 4:57 AM

yes we will. i wanna see the new bat man movie that is supposed to come out this summa.... :)

and yea we will have to have chili's time and hang out :p
♥MaLibU MariA♥





May 13 2008 4:07 PM

are u coming down for the summer or no???
Rachel





May 1 2008 7:37 AM



I just found this on yahoo... pretty darn funny!
Rachel