can't wait to drink with you at pride, pretty baby j! i'll promise not to try to convert you (IN SPITE of all the lezziness around) if you promise not to try to convert me (IN SPITE of all my jewyness around).
Oh Baby Jesus you are the most beautiful woman in the world save for Mauracat. I want to insert my penis in your vagina and make babies come out of you. Yes, heterosexual intercourse. Coitus. How did you get so glamorous?
dearest baby jesus, welcome to the wonderful world of: BIG BEAVER TAIL NUTS! we have expedited ur 1st shipment of "deez nuts." they are a sampler platter and may be a tad bit salty and sticky. but that's just the "special sauce." our loving patrons rate them A-1! let us know what YOU think. enjoy! and as always, thanx for loving beaver! ***warning*** we are not liable for choking. please eat responsibly.
baby jesus. when i was in my younger years, i prayed that you would bless me with a big rack! i would formally like to thank you for my big rack. it has come in rather handy! thanx again. xo- fluffy
