Christopher
Chris Bullock
can you spare a dollar for a junior whopper?

Male
81 years old
Pikes Peek-a-boo, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    Christopher's Interests
Generalkaleidoscopes, records, long sleeve buttoned shirts, visions, photo booths, churches at night,empty basketball courts,rodeos,19th c. mountaineering, 1890-1925, tickling fancies, broches, photocopies, collecting freckles, creative mispronounciation, Lomo, going to 7-11.

also PROTECTING ART AND POETRY FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF HEALTH, THERAPY, and SPIRITUALITY.
MusicIslaja, Paavorhaju, Skygreen Leopards, Leapyear/GreenLawns, Flying Canyon, Ladyhawk, Black Angels, Oneida, Wooden Wand, Hush Arbors.
MoviesI bribe people to let me watch movies at their house. Keebler Fudge, anyone?
Televisionadult swim, public access, rap videos, Parker Lewis Can't Lose
BooksI'm not a reader, more of a skimmer.
Heroesmy uncle roger.

     Christopher's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:a place i can't afford to visit
Body type:5' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:i work
Income:Less than $30,000

   Christopher's Schools
Suny At Stony Brook
Stony Brook, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: English and French
Clubs: j'etais tout perdu en paris pour un mois
 

2000 to 2005
Suny College At Purchase
Purchase, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Liberal Arts
Clubs: everyone who went there is getting famous
 

1998 to 1999
Hampton Bays Secondary School
Hampton Bays, NY
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to Present

   Christopher's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Poet
published poet
Technology - Internet - Web Designer
webmaster and web designer.www.smokemuse.com
Music - Production - Arranger
producer and accompianist. www.smokemuse.com

   Christopher's Companies
Smokemuse Media
Colorado Springs, CO US
webmaster
Flash, Dreamweaver, Cubase

since 9/06
Stoplift Program
happaugue, ny US
Loser
Shoplifter

2003 i think
DuraClean
Colorado Springs, CO US
cleaner
cleaner

two weeks this past summer



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   Christopher's Blurbs
About me:

I have 2 copies of my book available. Gonna do another run this or next month. REGARDING MY POSTED POETRY: IT IS DATED BY MYSPACE AND I HAVE THE ORIGINALS! TO QUOTE MISSY ELLIOT: COPYWRITTEN.. SO DONT COPY ME!! (I'm definitely not as interesting as I may seem)

I'm a rebel with a cause, but absolutely no effect. So lackadasical and lingering and left behind so often. Drowsy and affectionate, lazy and nonchalant. I fell asleep in New York, dreamt about Paris, then woke up in Colorado. Never mistake my coincidence for intelligence. I am the Captain of the good ship Obvious, so so oblivious to what's below the surface and I'm trying so goddamn hard to stay out of trouble. For all intensive purposes, I've got intents and purposes. I'm royalty in the forest, but I'm poverty in the streets. I'm getting really tired of being awake. I'll be alright despite my reflection in the mirror, the mirror's just a picture of how I look.

Click on 'view on all blog entries' to read my poetry.. I play keys for (www.myspace.com/)The Nicotine Fits. I also produce hiphop as well as my own electro punk as Tall City. (www.myspace.com/tallcitytallcity)
oh and i make house music on http://www.myspace.com/lazylousylovely
I'm actually pretty good at DJing occasions like weddings, birthday parties, etc.

My LOMO photography page : http://www.smokemuse.com/Photo/Chris/chrisphoto.html
My AIM id is ouchmyelbow.

Here are some testimonials:
"i wish you luck in your life of being a crass motherfucker. believe me, its cute initially but it gets old really fast."
"You are a CREEP!!"
"You are so weird..."
"You blink too much."
"i personally don't know why anyone, even if they are "poets" need to be sharing thier obsessive sex fantasies, but good for you."
"All you think about it art and music."
"You are three goobers stuck in a goober-making machine! King of dorks."
"you scratch together every half ass idea you have cause you impress yourself so much, sorry i don't share every shit i take with the world"
"you aren't a creep, you are a bipolar prick."
"You are a bottomless pit of contempt."
"act your age. get a degree. stop wasting government money...and donated food you sick shit."
"YOU ARE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE. GET OUT OF MY ECONOMY."
"I'm flabbergasted.. You offend me."
"I think you're pessimistic, you're bitter. I would never let myself become homeless. That just wouldn't happen to me."
"You can be very organized.. when you want to be."
"jesus christ you are a sensitive motherfucker."
"Your sarcastic remarks are the last thing I need right now."
"Please stop talking to me, you are a creepy motherfucker."
"You don't care about anything. What if you needed help someday? ..You wish you were the devil, then you'd have some power."
"HOly shit, you are an ugly motherfucker!"
"You are so full of yourself. Why are you here anyway Chris Bullock? For the God, meth, or recently because of the connection between the two? You should re-read your posts and realize just how full of shit you really are. Colorado Springs is a great town with great people. If you don't like it then fuckin' leave! Don't make us suffer just because you can't make it somewhere else. We are anxiously awaiting your reason for gracing us with your presence."
youre the most ungrateful, i dont know, you just do that to everybody. i used to talk shit about people, i used to generalize and i used to make blanket statements about everybody. its alot easier to be mean and stupid, you blow it at every job, youre going to get fired from every job you ever start, you just hate people, you just think youre so much smarter than other people, it just cracks me up, it really does, it just cracks me up. you had all these oppurtunities and you blew it. i just know there are 100 people who would have taken this job. i know that nervous laughter, i know youre not happy, i just really wanted to make a difference in your life. maybe its just frustration."
"here you are bitching. That's all you've got."
"I get the feeling what you really like about being in Colorado Springs is feeling above/better than it all anyway, so have fun with that."
Who I'd like to meet:
men who enjoy shopping in the woman's section, and women who enjoy shoppin in the men's section. someone to ride bikes with on sundays, but not in an aggressive way. smokin the buddha doesn't make you a buddhist, just like takin a shower doesn't make you a nudist. rob me of everything i have, and i'll still have enough willpower to make you look over your shoulder, just to make sure i'm not there. we can talk about what all your friends are doing lately, but only when we run out of et cetera. Hey ladies, I'm a lover AND a fighter... just not a provider. And I'll tickle your fancy. (wherever and whatever that is)

I promise I'll try to be worth a while, worth at least a little while, worth maybe a meanwhile? We don't have to talk, we can eavesdrop on the other tables.

someone to stimulate my imagination and keep me company. downtown is really boring compared to living out in the woods/hills. drink and drugs only make you a better audience, not a better artist.br />
DATING DISCLAIMER: No car, no beer, no bank account, no cash, no food, no life, no credit, no phone, no degree, no church, no drugs, no thanks, more "no"s to come! No restaurants (awkward and expensive). No movies (too long). Excessive cursing makes me feel weird. I have no tattoos and no piercings. i think eating is sort of boring. if you want to add me, send a message !



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May 30 2009 3:56 PM

Thanks for the add!!  We appreciate your support and hope to see you at a show soon!


TGS
Enemyswim





May 18 2009 5:20 PM

Weissdorn





Apr 17 2009 6:57 PM

Wishing you:

night♥owl





Apr 2 2009 7:54 PM

Chris is COOL.
ezzyekial?





Jan 28 2009 3:20 AM

you roll
hell yeah
play it
make ears
bleed
with decadant
poetry
The Changing Colors





Jan 19 2009 11:58 PM

this is awesome in so many ways:
HIGHWAY





Jan 6 2009 1:57 AM

ola cute dog man. it seems more like a parrot dog man, man.
okay. so we are writing new songs yes, and recording new songs at end of month, yes, and um. i am writing you in two days about clarification of gypsy woman, yes.
yes.
night♥owl





Dec 29 2008 7:29 PM

I think I know what that's like. I mean, I don't really, because I am nowhere near the age of 81.

Well, okay, I have heard it from old people a lot.

How was your birthday?
lorelei





Dec 29 2008 2:52 AM

its weird to use myspace after becoming a facebook zombie. pin-up zombie, that is.. anyhooOOooo, im glad we did fun birthday things for your birthday and now my place smells like sugary gingerbread houses! yay for living!!!! im glad you were born.. oh shit- they just crashed to the earth in star trek IV!!!!!! k bye.
night♥owl





Dec 28 2008 7:45 PM

Happy birthday Chris. Can you believe you are already 81? This is crazy.
But I feel very lucky to have such an old friend.

Hope this is a fantastic birthday for you!
HIGHWAY





Dec 18 2008 4:12 PM

thers a moooovie cumin out on dec 26th called revolution road or redemption road.
its with leonardo dicaprio(OH MY GOD!!!! JACK! ILL NEVER LET GO!!!!!)
(im a pretty big fan of his ass)
and kate winslet.
they are married and evenutally she pops out a couple leo babies.
anyway,. theres a point.

in the trailer there is some female singing and she sings with your cradled virgin mary instrument.

you should find her and go beat her up.
or her and you should have music babies together.
with miss dip of course.
she can supervise and point and direct.
:)
see u tomorrow! woooooo!
HIGHWAY





Dec 2 2008 5:18 AM

ya. ve do with ze driving on ze wednesday. ya. sorry for ze delayed response ya.

come to za show! ve play za meadowlark , ya. wednesday.

you should come, ya! :)
be her at 5 ya. ve vill not poison you, ya.
La Bandida





Nov 26 2008 11:05 PM

toph! thanks for hangin' on my birthday, you missed all your buddies after you left I ran in Brian we thought about you doing karaoke in spirit
La Bandida





Nov 25 2008 4:20 AM

you feel that? 2447669 come out thunder and buttons around 9 i think
La Bandida





Nov 23 2008 4:55 PM

this pelican is turning 21 on tuesday come hang out with me
The Tunguska Event





Nov 18 2008 11:43 PM

Tried to call your number.
Fixing to call you,...if you get these damn mallards out of my way.
Claire





Nov 18 2008 3:36 PM

I guess my questions are, do you have any self-publishing companies that you recommend? Also, do you know if there's a minimum number of copies you need to get printed? (I can probably save more detailed questions for the company).
Claire





Nov 17 2008 6:33 PM

I have some questions about book printing/ publishing costs, can you advise me, or point me in the right direction?
Claire





Nov 5 2008 7:46 PM

holla
night♥owl





Nov 5 2008 4:17 PM

Oh that is very sweet of you to say about her. How cute.
She is soft and fancy. My mistake.
Claire





Nov 4 2008 10:38 PM

hi
night♥owl





Oct 25 2008 11:24 PM

Hola, hola, hola.
How are you Chris?
How are things with the lady?
La Bandida





Oct 18 2008 10:51 PM

pelican pelican it's mouth can hold more than it's belly can
Steve Chase





Sep 17 2008 10:06 PM

Well hello! :D
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