Mason!!!
What's up? I haven't heard from you since I was in LA calling dibs on everything in your moms will ha ha ha. How's living in LA, I expect you and your wonderful girlfriend (fiance?) have moved in by now. How's work going? I miss you a lot and want to come back down to visit again soon. My mom says hi and hopes you're doing well. Write me back to let me know how you're doing! Hope to hear from you soon :)
♥ Kellyn
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a highly charged political speech blasting the U.S., and as he walked out into the lobby of the UN Council, he met President Bush.
They shook hands with some amount of diplomacy, and as they walked through the building, the Iranian said,
"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in this evil devil-land, America.
President Bush smiled diplomatically and said, "....Well, Mister Ambassador, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian smirked, and said with an attitude in his voice,
"My son watches this American show, 'Star Trek' ...and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese ......but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek!!"
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the angered Iranian ambassador, and whispered,
