Detective Conan, Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'Brien, Future Boy Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Saint Conan, Shintaro Kago, Gerogerigegege, Karl "Conan" Goulbransen, Chen Liu, Edmund "Conan" Scruggs, Gary Good Job, Heaven, F.P. Yockey, Corneliu Zelea Codreanu, Provisional IRA, Ruthenian Identity Movement, WP Rock & Roll, Gosho "Conan" Aoyama, Kazumoto Endo, Savitri "Conan" Devi, Conan Marx, Elimination of all fiat currencies, Brother Six, Mao O'Conan, Hong Kong Cinema, Pornography: Both the film genre and The Cure album, True Sexual Death Metal, Dunhill Cigars, Trolling, Doc Martens, Breaking the spine on precious books, Petros "Conan" Mavrangelos, Cumming in the hands of Christ, Prince of Tennis, Virgin Mary, Yukio "Conan" Mishima, German Bandit Metal, Amon Amarth Hate Groups, Junichiro "Conan" Tanizaki, Leftist Imperial Japanese Literature, Ron Paul, Auguste Rodin, G.K. "O'Conan" Chesterton, Firing Guns, Cannonballs, Hard Sloppy Liquor, Jeff "Conan" Carr, Suehiro Maruo, Beating My Cock, Cup Noodles, Free Porno Passwords, Sexual Sashimi, Earthbound, Final Fantasy Chastity Belts, Strong Cats, Dr. Patty "Conan" Whaley, Mudoven, Engrish, Shintoism, George Frideric Handel, Saint Vitus, Fred "Conan" Perry, BC Rich Guitars that don't look like a fucking puncture machine, Nintendo DS, Organ Prolapse, Yasunari "Conan" Kawabata, Checkerboard Carpet, Ero-Guro, Quebec Sovereignty Movement, Heterosexual Anal Sex, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe... More Light!!!
BOATING
Sounds Like
Someone just shoved a metal rod into a gaping wound in your leg, crammed a veritable rainbow of confetti consisting of bizarre porno mags and Shintaro Kago tankobon into your orifices, and proceeded to light off a grab bag of Black Cat fireworks inside your asshole, creating a smoldering inferno of flesh, gunpowder, charred paper products, bodily fluids, and a host of prolapsed organs gushing over the clean white floor of the Bolivian mansion that you are standing - well, you were standing - in. Poor taste is a fine wine!!!
Sexual Conan was formed some time in 2006, when two words entered the mind of Gram: Sexual Conan. It was the summer of trolling, when Fullon would spend his leisure hours trolling a plethora of websites on the internet, getting several closed down for weeks at a time. Tiring from these endeavors, and on the verge of running out of proxy websites to use, he summoned the help of his long time comrade and associate Max, who was taking a break from his studies as a horse doctor. That's how it all began...
A few hundred albums later, Sexual Conan was being hyped daily on Fullon's old haunts. T-shirt and record deals were to follow, but the sensual partners in crime kept it real, and told these robber barons that only sweatshirts, coffee mugs, and DLP boxsets were acceptable.
Always real, always raw, always sensual. The hammer of Third Guagua-Sutra Position Rock. Sexual Conan.
We're now accepting submissions for our next mixtapes, please submit your info at www. coast2coastsubmissions. com for your chance to get a spot on the next mixtape!
Hi Sexual Conan, the gang and I just finished our new video SPELLFURY 2, Would love to know what you think of it? We're trying to find an audience for it, so anything you can do to help get it out there would be much appreciated!
Good question, Sexual Conan. As much as I love "Shorty, The Pimp". I think my favorite Too $hort album is "Get in Where You Fit In". What about you? Which Too $hort album do you find inspiring?
