Everything, I love to learn new things and try new things. Cooking and massages are 2 big interests. I'm also getting back into sports, so I don't feel like such a fatty McFat fat. I also like cliff jumping, and "stomping the yard"
Music
Anything with a romantic death metal beat, and crunk yodeling.
Movies
Anything that doesn't have that pretty lady with a beard... Orlando bloom?
About me:
If you have ever met me, you know I'm in the Coast Guard... and if you have seen The Guardian, it will very well explain what I do. You've seen the guys who jump out of helicopters into the roughest seas to save that drowning toddler and his mother? Good, because I make them pancakes. I also dance like Usher... wasted... with turrets syndrome... and being tazed. I hear that the line "and then I found 5 dollars" works to save any story. What if the story is about walking through a homeless shelter? You asshole. I feel like most men enjoy my company, because I make them look stronger. I feel like most women enjoy my company, cause I make them look stronger. I have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes, which no one else shares the same tendency. If you have laughed at my "about me", then I'm glad I have made your day... you asshole.
Who I'd like to meet: People that don't have personally ass-engraved couches.
Heya!!! well, I will be camping all this coming weekend... But good call, gosh it's been awhile! Next time your in town, we need to give each other life updates!!!
Yeah, I always look forward to seeing you guys during the holidays! I think we're going to your parent's house for New Years again, so I'm looking forward to that! Are you coming, or have ye work? That is frickin' crazy, Derek! Do you have to get up that time every day? I hope it's only a one-time thing! I had to get up at 3:00am for work on Black Friday and I couldn't imagine doing that every day! I think I'd probably pass out!
Think we both need to find new hetero man-crushes. Between battling pancreatic cancer and pumping pens in lieu of dumbbells, our embodiments of masculinity have proven that extreme sexiness is ephemeral. They hardly even fetch a chubby out of me anymore...
Heya! We haven't seen each other in a while, so I thought I'd just say hello... and I guess I've done that! How's life going for you? Do anything crazy in a while? (What a stupid question) :)
I was driving to work today and out of my speakers comes this fantastic song “So Far To Go” by Common. Instantly I started laughing and thought of you. Listen to it and you’ll understand why you must add it to your playlist immediately. Have fun son!
dude that blows my mind... and hell now im not thinking "oh great!" this is f'n cool man. well i am reporting on june 20th like 4 days after you lol... i took 20 days of leave hehe... my fiance and i are getting married and shit... so yeah... anyways man, well i cant wait to spend the next 3 years of my life with you!! lol... well i am doing the surfman program at yaquina so ill probly be there longer than 3 years so maybe you can extend? lol... alright bro ill see you soon... congrats on getting off the 210 feet of hell... later bro
DuDE ARE YOU GOING TO YAQUINA BAY!? that would be crazy if you are, i just got orders for a BM3 billit to Yaquina Bay... hit me up man, that would be crazy... later bud
Hey Nephew, If I told you I was dishonest, stupid, flakey and dramatic would you still speak to me ? Be carefull what you attach the bungee to, Your voice is ok the way it is.
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