About me: my name is Tava/I went to kenowa hills/Journey is the greatest band ever/My favorite color is purple/I had a dog/He's a weiner dog/I love jagerbombs and smokin trees/I really dont watch that much tv/My best friend is the beaner aka matt/I like 2 ride/My tounge is pierced/Ive branded myself a couple times lol
Coolest Dancing Kid
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole." --DANECOOK
hey, what are you up to? Not SHIT HERE JUST FEEL LIKE A FUCK!! we need to chill sometime, should have got ahold of you when i lived on Eastern in Grand Rapids! well man hit me up.
holy shit dude its been so long but hey congrats... now u can come visit me in az i only live 90 min from vagas... but bro i miss u it seems like yesterday we were using scissors to brand eachother but hit me up... 616 916 3339... love ya bro
haha yeah well see bout that. lmfao.. but thre really is no way of finding out whos more drunk you or me.. lol im sorta far from you at this moment :)) hahah