Brian

About me:

I was born in the palace of the Royal Family of Koobooratoo. My mother worked in the Royal Kitchen, and my father was the Prince. Go figure. At the age of five I was kidnapped for ransom, which was paid, but I was swept away to America nonetheless. At that age I bore a striking resemblance to Groucho Marx (though, of course, I had no idea who that was at the time), and a small "human interest" story about me appeared in the back pages of Life magazine. Years later, in a harrowing sailing accident, I lost all four limbs, but was fortunate enough to have all of them replaced with incredibly life-like bionic replacements. My father, the Prince, funded the entire project. I'm now a multi-millionaire, living in near-perfect anonymity in Manhattan. My favorite food is pickled herring.