justlee.

You handed in your notice? Pfft! Where's your sense of punk rebellion? If I were you I would rip off your shirt, smash your fist through the monitor (this may hurt, perhaps just knock your computaaay to the floor) then tell the boss to 'stick it up his back pipe' before unceremoniously strolling out the door, flicking the v's to the receptionist on the way out. HELL YEEEEAH!! If only huh.... :)

Hahaha! If it does snow, I'm going into hiding. I wouldn't like to cross you when you're angry. If there's one thing I've learned in my *cough* FEW years on this Earth, it's never to upset a Buckie drinker ;)

Yup, out of my pj's and I'm really quite gutted to be honest. Another day on the settee, drinking vast quantities of tea and chatting nonsense to Freya would have been sweet but alas I must choose an HD plasma screen.... Boo hoo! It's a cruel World ;) :D

If you drunken phone me from Rockness, smarting over what an awesome time you're having I will stick a very large pin in a Lee Voodoo Doll. Ner ner! :P

In fact I think, if you were any sort of a decent human being, you would let ME go to Rockness and you would look after my tiny offspring here in Aberdeen and be on crappy-nappy duty. Yeah?

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Mwahaha....Yup, I hope it's a complete white out eh. A bastarding mahooosive blizzard the likes Inverness has never seen before! Then I won't feel quite so gutted (stuck at home on my loansome, ready meal for one in the microwave, violins playing in the background to drown out the sound of my whinging whilst all you mother funkers are gettin' your rave-on at the festival. The festival that I can't go to....Oh woe is me!)

Alright already! You can have a shot of the Buckie badge. I'm prepare to accept that you will wear it with pride and that you will hand it back at the end of the evening. I'm too trusting in my ol... umm, YOUNG age.

Oooh, I may actually be free the weekend after this one. I'm gettin' all confused with my days here! Almost a month til our meeting does seem affa far away. I'm not sure I could cope with the immense suspense! hahaha :P Noise me up after Rockness and we'll see if we can get our Buckie/beach soiree on the go at an earlier date :)

I'm in total lazy mode today (not like me I know) haha! Got too much to do this afternoon. PRESSURE!!

I vote you quit your job and come help me spend my parents' money on flash tv's. Yup. Do it! :)

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HOT-DAMN Lee! If I had 'steps of cool' you'd be off the scale! Chocolate cake ALL THE WAY :D Chocolate, Buckfast, dodge films, convenience foods.... it's as though we were seperated at birth (well, obviously you a couple of years after me....) haha!

Drinking Buckfast on the Beach is like Urban poetry.... If you try to nab my badge however, I may chib you (again, this wouldn't happen under normal circumstances but there's no telling what a person is capable of after consuming the 'fast!). You have been warned! :P

I'm heading down to Edinburgh the weekend of the 26th so that rules out our Sandollar/Beach/Buckfast night then but I've no plans for the weekends that follow so technically, if you can hold out that long, I'm all yours! :)

Well, last night was a bit rubbish for a birthday. I had no visitors, a wee bit of a hangover and no choccy cake to ease my suffering. There was also a severe lackage of HD telly! I'm meeting the mum-unit later so we're gonna have a look at a couple of plasma bad boys. I've been practicing the puppy dog eyes - what parent could resist? Hopefully also being taken out for din dins tonight by the family to the...

*drum rolls*

(You guessed it) The SANDOLLAR!

*Taaa daaah (does jazz hands)*

I'm becoming a bit of an addict. It really is that awesome and my folks have never been before so I thought I'd introduce them to the delight that is. I'll even let them pay for my meal! ;)

Not long now 'til Rockneshhh eh! You all excited an' stuff? I'm still surging with envy. I hope it SNOWS!!!

*prays to Weather Gods*

:P :P :P

xxx

Yup, 27...

Twenty bloody seven!

*blub*

I think I'll just not be 27 thanks. I liked being 26 so I'll just run with that for a few more years :) So yeah, don't believe the hype, I am in fact still 26.

Always good to be notched up a step on your 'ladder of cool'. I feel validated! I'll wear the Buckie badge to the Sandollar. No trying to pilfer it when I'm not looking though ;)

Perhaps we could drink Buckfast on the beach after our meal as testimony to our love of the mighty beverage? We'll also look like gadgey scum. Result!

No birthday cake yet. Seemingly once you give your parents a grand child, you become of far lesser importance to them in favour of said child. What's with that?! :(

I'm going to buy my own birthday cake and just eat it all myself with a massive f*cking spoon. FTW!! haha

I shall hold you to the post-birthday drink ;)

xxx

hehe awesome :)

3 hours left of work! yuuuuus! haha!
yeh I like my septum, still a bit sore sometimes though! how's urs holding up?!

time for some tea :]

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A Buckfast tally on your page? That's all kinds of awesome! I am currently saluting you. I think you should reinstate the tally :) I just kept the empty bottles, they used to run the parameter of my kitchen, above the cupboards. It was a proud time. My most prized possession (apart from my ickle baby of course) is a Buckfast Abbey badge I won on Ebay. I was the only bidder amazingly enough.

Don't think we're goin to the mighty Glen anymore. My pop just phoned and offered to treat me to a *cough* BIRTHDAY *cough* lunch so I'm meeting him at 1. :) ;)

I hope he's wrapped my plasma tv...

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Ahh....Buckfast! I have been known to swill my fair share. It's a legendary beverage amongst my posse. We used to have Buckfast parties & 'Fast-offs', I've never won one yet :( Oh to be a Buckfast monk! My ex Jimmy and I always wanted to get married at Buckfast Abbey (by an Elvis impersonator and with the best man and bridesmaid in a pantomime horse costume). Probably just as well we never made it to the alter... :S

Claire and I were goin' to take la bambina to the beach for picnic fun but alas the weather gods have royally f*cked up our plans so I dunno what we're goin' to do now. Part of me would like to go to Storybook Glen, for the craic! Haven't been in years and now I have Freya, I have an excuse to go. Woop!

I need Paracetamol.

xxx

ah totally forgot rockness was this weekend! and yeh, hope you get good weather for it :]

my birthday is the 21st of this month but im going out on the 19th. just going for dinner with some mateys then out to korooooova! see you there, aye?!

how depressing is work?!

:(

xx

'Go go gadgit HIGH 5!'

haha... How's the laaahvely Lee this morning? I was a wee bitty peshed last night. The beer led to wine. The wine spelled the beginning of my end. I hate the stuff, it never agrees with me. Rockin' a hangover from the depths of Hell this morning!

Hope you're in a better shape!

xxx

haha, its a good name!

yeh im pretty excellent thanks :]

not been up to much at all! just working away and making some birthday plans :]

what you been up2?!

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