JOshISPoser
"To be a man, you must have honor, honor and a peeenis"

Male
16 years old
SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA
United States



Last Login: 5/7/2008
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Your dreams generally include: Sexy men and women
Approximate number of monthly nightmares: 111
The worst monster you've seen in a dream: .
Your dreams are usually crystal clear
Percentage of dreams involving sex - 70%
Will your dreams ever come true? (8) - Yes. - (8)
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Football and Baseball mainly. I do enjoy watching SportsCenter and Espn. Espn and Fuel TV are my favorite channels. Fuel Tv is not the same as Fuse. I enjoy using the computer for long periods of time and I enjoy making cds for people if they really want one. I like to make money every now and then but I don't need to make a lot of money.
MusicMy favorite type of music is metal and hard rock. My favorite band is Tool and I think everyone should check them out. I do not like rap at all. Rap= Retards Attempting Poetry and also rhymes with crap I am really sorry if that affends anybody, that is just a majority of what most rappers are today. They are very uneducated.
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MoviesMovies are not really my thing. My favourite type of movie would either be comedy or sports. I mainly wait for movies to come out on UMD or Dvd for me to watch them. Put homemade or favorite videos on the web. If your harddrive gets wiped, the video will still be on a site.
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TelevisionI already said this but my favourite channels are Fuel Tv not Fuse and ESPN. I like concrete wave on Fuel and I like SportsCenter on ESPN.
BooksI don't read too much and I hate it most of the time. I have never picked up a Harry Potter book in my life.


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HeroesI don't really have a hero. I no that is sad but I do sometimes look up to skateboarders. I have always wanted to skateboard. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Not Here
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:High school

   JOshISPoser's Schools
Chaparral High School
Scottsdale, AZ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:tyler marsolais
Birthday:December 18
Birthplace:Fitchburg
Current Location:Phoenix
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Dirty Blonde
Height:4' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness:
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza:Every topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:All A's and maybe one B
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature:stomache
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:Uck!!!
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Never
Do you Swear:Yes
Do you Sing:Yes
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Maybe
Do you want to get Married:Yes
Do you belive in yourself:A lot
Do you get Motion Sickness:Yes
Do you think you are Attractive:No
Are you a Health Freak:A little
Do you get along with your Parents:Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes
Do you play an Instrument:Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:I think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Never have
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease:No
Ever been Beaten up:No
Ever Shoplifted:No
How do you want to Die:In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Bus Driver
What country would you most like to Visit:The rest of America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Light Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Natural blonde
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:
Weight:Average
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:None
Number of CDs I own:Three or so
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:A lot

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Name:Tyler
Birthplace:Fitchburg, Mass
Birthdate:December 18, 1991
Current City of Residence:Scottsdale
Family Members:Five
Favorites
Color:Yellow
Beverage:Chocolate Milk
Movie:IDK
Musical:IDK
Board Game:Sorry
Computer Game:IDK
Game to Roleplay:IDK
Animal:Guinea Pig
Sport:Football
Book:I don't read
A Day In The Life..
School:Cocopah Middle School
Typical Mood:Happy
Usually Found?:On the computer
Collects:Sometimes pennies
Have You Ever
Been kissed:Yes
Done drugs:No
Eaten an entire box of OreosNo
Eaten sushi:No
Been on stage:Yes
Been in a car accident:Yes, two
This or That
Cold or Hot:Cold
Blue or Red:Blue
Rain or Snow:Snow
Wool or Cotton:Cotton
Private or Public School:Public
Chocolate or Plain Milk:Chocolate
Celsius or Farenheit:Celsius
Spring or Fall:Spring
Science or History:Science
Math or English:Math
"Love Life"
Do you like somebody?:Yes
Do they know?:IDK
Do you want them?:Yes
Are they hot?:Yes
Random
Who do you e-mail the most?No one
Who do you IM the most?funkyguy54321
Who are you talking to now?:no one
Are you currently in love?:Yes
Is this survey lame?:No
Isn't bzoink! nifty? =) :No
In 24 hours have you...
...Showered?:Yes
...Had a serious talk?:No
...Hugged someone?:No
...Gotten along with your parents?:Yes
...Fought with a friend?:No
...Done something kind for someone?Yes
Do You Like To...
Give hugs?:To girls
Give back rubs?:If some girl asks for it, I will voluntarily
Take walks in the rain?:Yes
Cook?:Yes
Eat?:Yes
Sleep?:Yes
Who..?
..Knows you the best?:My dad
..Have you known the longest?:Marnie S.
..Do you know the most about?:Myself
..Do you consider your friend?:Brandon Rozzell
..Is most likely to end up in jail?:Ian
..Can you go to with your problems?:My dad
..Do you want to get to know better?:Eric S.
..Do you spend the most time with?:My computer
Have You...
..Been to a concert?:Yes
..Loved someone so much it made you cry?:No
..Cheated on a test?:Yes
..Ever stalked someone?:No
..Done something you regret?:Yes
..Been in an online relationship?:Yes
Random Questions
Single or Hooked?:Single
What is your worst habit?:Nail biting
Scariest moment?:Fell off a truck
Do you swear too much?:No
How do you feel about homosexuality?:Only right in women
Where are you right now?:At my house
Are you sitting by anyone?:No
What song are you listening to?:None
What is the last thing you said?:Only right in women
What's on your mousepad?:Bubbles
What are the last four digits of your phone number?:0960
What was the last thing you ate?:IDK
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?:Yellow
How many buddies do you have on your list?:58
What's the weather like right now?:Sunny
What do you feel like doing?:Playing football
What is your favorite quote?:My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life at a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.

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What is your favorite book? Don't Read
What is your favorite movie? Shaun of the Dead
What is your favorite song? Come Sail Away - Cartman
Who is your hero? Batman
If you could be any character from literature or film, who would you be? Shaun - Shaun of the dead
If you could have one super power, what would it be? Telekenysis (sp)
If you could have three wishes, what would they be? 1) All the ladies 2) Be a great guy to the ladies 3) Be able to succeed at simple things in life
What is your favorite color? Yellow
Who is your best friend? Holy crap, slow down
How many kids do you want to have when you grow up? 1 - 2
What are your favorite boy & girl names? Billy and Jennifer
What is your favorite game? E.V.O. is pretty good
Who is your favorite actor? I am not sure
Who is your favorite actress? Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen
What was your first word? who knows?
What do you want to be when you grow up? High paid cross-country bus driver
Where do you want to go to college? Somewhere in like Virginia
What are you good at? sometimes making people laugh
What is your favorite city in the world? somewhere in Rhode Island (Quahog)
What is your favorite food? Hot dogs are genarally good
Reading or Writing? Writing
TV or Sports? Sports
Theatre or Cinema? Cinema
What is your favorite time of year? it's the most wonderful time, of the yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Winter
What do you call your grandmother? Grandma
Do you have any nicknames? Not really
If you could be any animal, which would you be? a giraffe. idk
What is your favorite subject in school? Lunch (lol, that's been used a lot)
Who is your favorite teacher? Mrs. Wilfert was cool.
How many friends do you have on myspace? 41
How many of those people do you actually talk to? probably 40
What is your favorite type of music? Metal/Techno
What is your earliest memory? falling off a truck (i know, it's sad)
Do you think there is life after death? Yes
Do you believe in miracles? Sometimes
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
Do you believe that everyone has a purpose? If so, what is yours? Not really
What is your favorite hobby? sleeping is fun, but not is sometimes better
What is the last book you read? Some race type book. my sis might know
Did you enjoy it?
Who I'd like to meet:
I would actually love to meet in real life, Mike Vallely. In my opinion, the greatest skater of all time!

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Osirisalexg





Nov 6 2007 5:43 PM

dudw where were u>?
electric head





Oct 13 2007 11:37 PM

get ...rid....of....the....mario....song...NOW
Robert Fata





Sep 16 2007 11:47 PM

This is your 'profile needs updating' warning. :)
moses





Sep 2 2007 11:53 PM

ya....im not gonna get the red ring of death, and even if i for some chance do, i got a 3 yr. warranty. :) so ya
moses





Sep 2 2007 11:50 PM

u like that
Robert Fata





Aug 24 2007 11:38 AM

Bummer bout the boredom. :)
electric head





Jul 16 2007 7:04 PM

hows it going homes
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