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About me:
..I don't like skrewdriver the band. I don't like screwdrivers as in mixed drinks. And my name is not Sally. I am also not a mormon.
I am a person who is very angry with gravity.
Also, I do not like stairs. My solution to this is to climb them very, very fast and skip as many as possible.
I am the kind of girl who will drink all your beer and then hide your comb...or toenail clipper.
I must say, I am seriously considering getting a whole bunch of cosmetic surgery to look like an orc. Mostly because I am sick of sass, especially from the menZ, and no one would tell a girl who looks like an orc what to do.
I have never read Wuthering Heights all the way through because it seems boring to me.
I am a person who is very angry with gravity.
Also, I do not like stairs. My solution to this is to climb them very, very fast and skip as many as possible.
I am the kind of girl who will drink all your beer and then hide your comb...or toenail clipper.
I must say, I am seriously considering getting a whole bunch of cosmetic surgery to look like an orc. Mostly because I am sick of sass, especially from the menZ, and no one would tell a girl who looks like an orc what to do.
I have never read Wuthering Heights all the way through because it seems boring to me.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fans of lunacy and beer...People who can keep up with me.
People who are fans of weird diseases. Physics, Chemistry, Anatomy, or Astronomy enthusiasts.
Anyone who has or ever has had scurvy!
People who are not addicted to meth are extra impressive. Especially if you are from this particular area.
I don't want to meet stupid people -- I meet more than enough stupid people on accident.
People should be as pretty and human after they open their mouths as they were before.
I would like to meet Frank Bascombe. Then I'd like to punch him in his stupid fucking mouth.
This guy, because he fucking rules:
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People who are fans of weird diseases. Physics, Chemistry, Anatomy, or Astronomy enthusiasts.
Anyone who has or ever has had scurvy!
People who are not addicted to meth are extra impressive. Especially if you are from this particular area.
I don't want to meet stupid people -- I meet more than enough stupid people on accident.
People should be as pretty and human after they open their mouths as they were before.
I would like to meet Frank Bascombe. Then I'd like to punch him in his stupid fucking mouth.
This guy, because he fucking rules:
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Religion: Mormon
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: Somewhat Glorified Babysitter
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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University Of Minnesota-Twin Cities
- Minneapolis, MN
- Graduated: N/A
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Current Courses:
2007 to Present -
Century Community And Technical College
- White Bear Lake,Minnesota
- Graduated: 2007
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Liberal Arts
- Minor: Gender & Women's Studies, Global Studies
- Clubs: WSSA
- Greek: Phi Theta Kappa
2003 to 2007 -
Hudson Hi
- Hudson,Wisconsin
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1998 to 2002
Companies
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Grace Place / Salvation Army
- Somerset, Wisconsin US
- Supervisor
July 2006 - Current (relief)