Pedro The Taco Montenegro
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Knitting booties in exchange for treats and deep tissue massages. Searching for treasure in mi boat, The Fish Hunter, in the swamp that I dug with my own two claws behind my burrow. Oh yes, and of course stalking wild ponys and unicorns running wild in the meadows.Music
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Robin Hood Hoes In Tights, Ziggys Gift, Windsor Pilates, Mr. Lumiuko, The Magical Talking Snowman, Veggie Tales en espanol. Talking carrots and shit en espanol! Oh yes, and The Lizzard Prince, a movie I wrote, directed and stared in myself. I stole script from Frog Prince and added a little sugar and spicyness in the form of strippers and lizzards. The way the script should have originally been written! And badda bing badda boom 10 Mexican Oscars!Television
Telemundo Y how u say Spicy Channel. Oh no bless my soul! Pedros puppet masters have stopped his subscription to spicy channel!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93YBooks
Needleweaving...Easy As Embroidery, The glorious magazine Horse And Hound, Hide This English Book, so that I may sweet talk u unsuspecting American stallions into the dark corners of my cage to make sexy time! Oh jes and The Book Of Mormon.Heroes
Jesus, Enrique, Monsieur Jamison y Miley Cyrus.
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About me:
Why hello friends from the land! My name my little eggplants is Pedro The Taco Montenegro. I grew from a poisoness sunflower seed left on a windowsil in the small and dirty village of Gordita. To make de money I slave day in, day out as for how u say, Seafood Associate Association of America in Mexico. Then at night, when the lights in my puppet masters house go out, Pedro works the land in nothing but red heels and a pink boa as a Flamenco Cage Dancer in basement of good friend with benefits, Henrietta the Hampsters home. What can I say money is tight. A Small fee is charged to all the ladies, but the men for free! I will be in the Summer Olympics In Mexico por la javalina throws. I famos for thes there of course. I have also recently started up my own non-profit Bread Sculpting Organization from the dust called, For The Love Of The Loaf. In des business we sculpt fertility goddesses mainly out of moldy crusts and crumbs of bread mixed with a super secret white paste that Pedro concockted himself. Thes will bring Pedro fortune and glory I am sure! For fun I have journeyed far and wide to come to you as an ambassador of love, passion and da truth... Do not fear me. Come closer I will not harm you. ..
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Who I'd like to meet:
I want to meet the sexy people, trees and fello four legged wildabeasts of America!!! Some students of Padro'sDetails
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Serious Relationships
- Hometown: Gordita
- Orientation: Bi
- Body type: 0' 10" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Children: Expecting
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Flamenco Cage Dancer & Bread Sculptor
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
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The Love Of The Loaf
- Gordita, Flatlands MX
- Great And Powerful Bread Sculpting Master
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hi pedro,
how are you?
Have a...
that was me wen i was born wrong
Pedro,,
Thanx 4 D +
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In my creative head i was viewing these earings made out of the bones. But they would not be for sale because only those who actually catch and kill the fish deserve the honor of wearing their bones through the ear. This is a very sacred custom on the island of tali-go-go-chuck.
indeed bass fishing would be a great joy. Not only good to eat, but also good slippers or earings.
hola good friend. I have missed you so. it is a shame the magical witch did not contact you sooner. I have always wanted to go to the shores of the Black Sea, so i would love to accompany you on an adventure there. Indeed i have been seeking a vacation spot.