Leah Kayajanian
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TVTV Shows
I was in the sitcom Seinfeld. I played the Jewish guy.Films
I was in the movie Schindler’s List. I played the Jewish guy.Influences
Bill Hicks, Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn, Ellen DeGeneres, Eddie Izzard, Paula Poundstone, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Maher, what the fuck ever, this is stupid, i’m just naming people, Nathan Anderson, The Kids
Music
Blurbs
About me:
I bring the jokes like wine to a dinner party. Yeah. Here's my debut set in New York City: ..
Who I'd like to meet:
Sarah Silverman, Larry David, Mushroom McGee (someone has to have that name), Zach Galifianakis, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Tits McGee (probably related to Mushroom: Mushy, that's what I'll call him for short, yo.), Dave Grohl, Seinfeld, Eddie Izzard, Steve Martin, Wayne Coyne. Mostly comics. I have a strong fear of the darkness. The band, not the thing.Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Norman, OK
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 1' 11" / Body builder
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Turkey Inspector
Interests
General
Bouncy Balls. The Flaming Lips. Lips on Fire. Ouch, stop burning my lips with that sizzling matchhead. Homicidal monks. Intestines. Hot women. Mediocre men. Warren G. Taping my friends when they pee. Stand-up comedy. Lay back comedy. Reclined comedy.Music
Movies
Major League. Major League. Major League. Major League. Exit to Eden. Major League. Adaptation. Major League. Eternal Sunshine. Major League. Almost Famous. Major League.Books
Breakfast of Champions, If on a Winter's Night a Traveler, Invisible Cities, Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, The Blind Assassin, Franny and Zooey, The Catcher in the Rye, Cat's Cradle, Fear and Loathing, Black Dog of Fate, Nine Stories, Flickering Shadows, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, A Wrinkle in Time, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Everything is Illuminated, Kafka on the ShoreHeroes
People who are kind to others, no matter what
Schools
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University Of Oklahoma Norman Campus
- Norman,Oklahoma
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Master's Degree
- Major: English - Creative Writing
2008 to Present -
University Of Oklahoma Norman Campus
- Norman,Oklahoma
- Graduated: 2007
- Degree: Master's Degree
- Major: Journalism/Professional Writing
- Clubs: Terror Club, Extreme Lightning Rod Culture
2005 to 2007 -
University Of Oklahoma Norman Campus
- Norman,Oklahoma
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Journalism/Professional Writing
- Minor: French/English
- Clubs: Snail collector's union
2000 to 2004