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James Cleveland
James Cleveland You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

Male
25 years old
San Jose, California
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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GeneralMissing Fiona, my rifle. Drinking good beer and whiskey, chastising my friends for smoking, making movies (everyone better stand by for the triumphant return of ThorFox Entertainment), photography (especially admiring other people who have a much better eye than I do). I love to travel, especially outside the Marines, but I've been to a lot of cool places because of the military. Japan, Singapore, Thailand, Korea, Afghanistan, Australia, Italy, Germany, France, Mexico, and all over the good ol' USA, especially west of the Mississippi. My favorite place in the world is the Northern California Redwoods. I don't plan on putting down roots for a while.
MusicGuns 'N' Roses. Pink Floyd. Metallica. Cash. Perfect Circle. Tool. Good rap (which I recognize may be an oxymoron to some). Trip-hop if the mood suits. Lots of random stuff, and then whatever phase I'm going through.
MoviesFight Club, Cool Hand Luke and O Brother, Where Art Thou? Star Wars. Indiana Jones. American Psycho. Big Lebowski. I just don't like ridiculous action movies with no plot like Alien v. Predator and 2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Retarted 4 Me 2 See. My collection is obscene.
TelevisionIt kills your brain.
BooksHuckleberry Finn and Lord of the Flies are hands down my favorites. Can't go wrong with Bill Shakespeare. On Killing. Preferably a book that's stood the test of time. I'm pretty wary of any new novel.
HeroesThe Marines who came before me, my mom for putting up with all my crap back in the day (and today for that matter), my dad for providing for a family he only gets to see half the year, and everyone who has actually done something with their lives. Props to alls y'alls. Oh, Van Wilder and Creed from "The Office". And Stanley Kowalski, without the whole rapin' thing.
Groups: Entler Pride

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     JPC's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chico, California
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Absolute friggin' hobo.

   JPC's Schools
De Anza College
Cupertino, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: English... is hating Flat Bills a major?
Minor: Definitely hating Flat Bills.
 

2007 to Present
Chico High
Chico, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Drinking and Passing
Clubs: Whole lotta Drama. Yeah, a Marine who was in Drama. So what.
 

1999 to 2002

   JPC's Companies
Echo, OORAH! Hahaha... MAN, I crack myself up.
Marine Corps Base Hawaii, Hawaii US
Rifleman
0311

Too long
The Graduate
Chico, CA US
Kitchen bitch, doorman

1-07 to 6-07
The Maltese
Chico, CA US
Doorman

1-07 to 6-07
J.O.E.'s Bar
Chico, CA US
Doorman

1-07 to 6-07
Safeway
Sunnyvale, California US
Fruit Slinger

Right now! Hooray!



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About me:
I got out of the Marine Corps Infantry a while ago. I'm from Chico. Now I'm in San Jose most of the time, which if you aren't familiar wtih it, it's one of the horrible towns with no personality and tons of traffic that coagulate into other towns that look EXACTLY like it south of San Francisco. These places have no soul, and I am perpetually missing Butte County like a mad man. I hate having to shave my beard, put a shirt on again, and acknowledge reluctantly that the summer is over. I go to school at De Anza. I view my time here as a prison sentence, and I'm just doin' what I can to get by and get out. For these reasons, I run to Chico whenever I can. I think I'm going to be a hermit or a hobo. This is my life, whenever weather and school breaks permit: HVRS
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:James Cleveland. I've been known by others.
Birthday:July 23, 1984
Birthplace:Santa Rrrrosa, CA.
Current Location:My apartment in San Jose. The sweet sound of the Expressway fifteen feet from my window will lull me to sleep.
Eye Color:Green. I'm still not sure what the hell hazel is.
Hair Color:Brown
Height:Tall. 6'2"?
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Euro-mutt. Irish, Danish, whatever.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Old Marine boots.
Your Weakness:Women and drama. They're usually connected.
Your Fears:Being forgotten. Needles. I HATE needles.
Your Perfect Pizza:King Arthur's Supreme from Mangrove Round Table (the rest taste different! Seriously!) with a cup o' ranch.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Pass classes so I can get the hell out of here.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I'm not 14 any more. It's bad enough I'm on this thing.
Thoughts First Waking Up:"That better be Brett calling me hours before I actually have to get up. No way that's my alarm. Crap. It is. Crapcrapcrap."
Your Best Physical Feature:My eyes.
Your Bedtime:Much earlier than I used to, now. I'm all responsible and shit.
Your Most Missed Memory:The old times before we got complicated.
Pepsi or Coke:Don't drink soda.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger Hut
Single or Group Dates:I'm surrounded by city girls I can't stand, and most women can't stand me. I don't date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Water. Hydrate or die.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee. Black. It should have the color, taste, and consistency of used motor oil. Oh yeah.
Do you Smoke:No. Geez, how can people smoke when they look at those old smoker ladies who... just... bleeeh.
Do you Swear:I'm a Marine. Who was in the Infantry. Yeah, the occasional expletive slips out.
Do you Sing:Much to the chagrin of everyone around.
Do you Shower Daily:If they're available.
Have you Been in Love:Yeah. Won't make that mistake again.
Do you want to go to College:I'm here... Almost at the halfway mark. Kind of.
Do you want to get Married:It's a nice thought.
Do you believe in yourself:I can handle pretty much anything thrown my way. So yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness:No, thank God. Ever been in a track in ten foot swells? Although Chavez could tell you stories about our scuba trip... stupid tequila...
Do you think you are Attractive:I think I clean up well enough. Kind of a conceited question...
Are you a Health Freak:Give me meat! RED MEAT! MORE!
Do you get along with your Parents:Very well. Which shows their utter graciousness...
Do you like Thunderstorms:As a civilian, nothing better. As of my last deployment in the middle of a two-week patrol... no. No I do not. Basically, if there's shelter I'm all about forces of nature.
Do you play an Instrument:Just the world's smallest violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yeah. Addicted to seasonal Sierra Nevadas. God bless Summerfest and Celebration. Holy shit, Bigfoot is awesome this year. Good beer, Jameson's.
In the past month have you Smoked:No. BAD. FOR. YOU.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Never done 'em, to the staggering disbelief of everyone.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Maybe. I go to school. I hate. I read. Not really any place for women in that schedule. Ha, yeah, "Hey, I'm James. I'm unemployed, go to school for 4 days a week, I don't have a car or a license so you'll have to pick me up all the time, and I hate almost everyone. Wanna go out with me?"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yeah. True story: I saw two articles of clothing I'd be WILLING to wear, but not pay for. I am one non-fashonista sumbitch. Just don't get it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Not a fan.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yep. SUSHI!!! IS GOOD!! FOR STOMACH!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:I'm always on stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Gotta have a girlfriend to get dumped. And that's not usually my role anyway.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Sigh... Christ, I miss summer. Naked Drunken Moonlight High Velocity Rope Swingin'... that's a good time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Why do you ask?! How much do you know?!... after my military thefts, I need to remind myself I can't do that anymore...
Ever been Drunk:Yeah... but I've been pretty good lately. I don't drink that much any more.
Ever been called a Tease:I've been called a lot of things, but never a tease. Maybe easy.
Ever been Beaten up:Nope.
Ever Shoplifted:I stole military stuff. Often.
How do you want to Die:Don't care if it happens tomorrow or fifty years from now. I'd prefer not to drown or burn to death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Wanted to be an English teacher until I tried tutoring. Guess I'll be following in my father's wake now.
What country would you most like to Visit:Go back to Italy, and visit the last two continents yet to be tread upon by my boot: Africa and S. America.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green.
Favourite Hair Color:Reeeeddddd, like, flaming red is ideal, but I love brunettes. Never, EVER, trust a blonde.
Short or Long Hair:Doesn't matter as long as they look good with it.
Height:I don't care. It would be weird if she was taller than me, I'm pretty tall... but I guess that would be alright.
Weight:Geez... as long as they're not morbidly obese. It's more important that she's had dirt underneath her fingernails at least once in her life.
Best Clothing Style:Not loud hip hop horsecrap. Girls look kinda dumb when their whole bodies are plastered with American Eagle, too.
Number of Drugs I have taken:None
Number of CDs I own:I lost count a long time ago. That's why I bought an iPod. GNR following "Be Prepared" from the Lion King... the mp3 player is up there with the wheel on mankinds' proudest accomplishments.
Number of Piercings:None. I prefer to not look like the fish that got away.
Number of Tattoos:One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Try as I might... there's quite a few. But as the Von Bondies say, "No, you really haven't lived life yet if you ain't got no regrets." I try my hardest to squeeze as much out of life as I can, though.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Any other deposed barely-country person like myself. I hate all city people. Bend your God damn cap bill. Henry Rollins, as he's rapidly becoming my new hero. W. Axl Rose. I love him and I hate him. And because I'm not nearly as savage as Dan, this is where I jump from.



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Tiffy Wiffy!

Tiffany Chavez



Nov 13 2009 4:23 AM

Wish you were here!
whitehouse
It's cold. And even colder at night....
Mariana

Mariana



Nov 7 2009 5:01 AM

OMG I forgot I even had it. Im sorry. Geez way to not let go.
Mariana

Mariana



Nov 5 2009 11:10 PM

My dog Garbonzo likes to roam...
Jason

Jason



Oct 9 2009 7:05 AM

Cletis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HOW'S IT GOING BUDDY!!!!!!!!


Danielle (Nell)

Danielle (Nell)



Sep 23 2009 7:28 AM

Too good not to share: www.peopleofwalmart.com

Can't say why, but some of this humor reminded me of you, hope you enjoy!
leah

leah



Jul 23 2009 6:27 PM

Happy birthday Cleveland (You TALL bastard!) lol =-)
Julie

Julie



Jul 15 2009 7:33 PM

Oooo...someone has a birthday coming up according to the MySpace sources....
My kid is cuter than yours

Ian Parrish



Jul 15 2009 6:28 PM

looks like end of September ill be a dirty civilian again.......
Charles

charles christmas



Jul 15 2009 2:19 AM

good times huh? haha i thought we were kinda cute
Cindy

Cindy Severin



Jul 8 2009 6:29 AM

JIM.
Mariana

Mariana



Jul 8 2009 6:18 AM

How you feeling? Thank god you didn't have to be air lifted out all because u wanted to pee in peace.
leah

leah



Jun 9 2009 1:16 AM

So how goes life in San Jose?
Tiffy Wiffy!

Tiffany Chavez



Jun 7 2009 7:44 AM

You are less than three ;)
Pfc. Harwick

Pfc. Harwick



Jun 7 2009 5:30 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Are you kidding me man? thats impossible.....WTH?!?!?

i wonder if its the same architect?
PROCTOR

Jared Proctor



May 22 2009 3:45 PM

hahaha....grave digger could have been cool. im just doing reserves, i get to stay sniper, and plus i get to go smell shit again. on top of it...i think i get to do it for like a year instead of only 7-8 months. im looking foward to it honestly. im one of five school trained snipers in the platoon......and there are 24 in the platoon. hahaha....17 brand new boots. thats encouraging
NorCal Dreamin'

Lisa Brazie



May 18 2009 5:06 AM

And Haha yes, that photo was taken the morning after we had dinner and then hung out at your bar.
NorCal Dreamin'

Lisa Brazie



May 18 2009 5:05 AM

No panic, no ticking. I'm sorry to break the mold... oh wait, I'm not. It's just like holding a very, very small friend :) She's my God-baby so we're gonna be good friends some day.
Tiffy Wiffy!

Tiffany Chavez



May 16 2009 6:24 AM

GET OFF OF GAYSPACE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
-Sloan-

Corey Sloan



May 14 2009 7:39 PM

Why thank you Mr. Cleveland, I feel so honored.
jayda's mommy

jayda's mommy



May 14 2009 6:49 AM

things are going great... my daughter is walking and starting to talk... my crazy party days are long gone! i haven't even finished one whole beer in at least a year! haha... i hope your doing great. keep out of trouble! chels
jayda's mommy

jayda's mommy



May 12 2009 8:45 AM

hey stranger... long time! i hope your doing well... i can tell by your handsome profile pic that your doing alright! 8) chels
Rogers Erection

Kirk Collado



May 6 2009 4:52 PM

thanx...i guess nigga
Dana

Dana



Apr 29 2009 6:30 AM

It's 230 in the morning and you're online Jimbo! I can't tell you how happy it makes me that someone else is awake right now. Granted, I'm writing papers and you're probably doing something fun, but nonetheless, it makes me happy! :) I miss you tons kid and I hope you're doing well.
Call me sometime when you get bored!
My kid is cuter than yours

Ian Parrish



Mar 29 2009 8:38 PM

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4656506/12448269
Scott

Scott



Mar 29 2009 6:02 PM

Taking Chance
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