Azzareya Curtis

About me:

As crazy as it may be, it’s the truth: human mutts make up the majority of this world’s “beautiful” population. When the right races or Caribbean natives procreate, you can easily create a victim of envy. Take 23-year-old dime deluxe Azzareya (ghetto children, say it with me: “Azz-uh-ray-uh”), the closest thing to hip-hop-honey

perfection, thanks to her African-American/ Egyptian father and Brazilian mother. Bananas from head to toe, the 5’7” seductress boasts a stream of wavy, rich hair, perfectly proportioned face, breasts that make men wish they were teething, the ever-so-important flat tummy and a yin/yang hips/booty duo tailed by lengthy legs, all wrapped in a carob soy milk-tan coating. “I don’t think anybody’s perfect,” Azzareya dismisses. “I want to gain weight. I’m 125 but I’d like to be 130––solid. I used to run track so I guess I’m still in shape from that ’cause I haven’t worked out since high school. And I ain’t gonna lie, I’ll eat McDonald’s every day.”

Thanks to her metabolism, the living mannequin’s video demand has skyrocketed in the past two years. Aside from her features in R&B joints for Carl Thomas and Lenny Kravitz, she was the sole model in Pharrell and Busta’s animated “Light Your Ass On Fire”; rocked the roof of Fat Joe’s Bentley in “Lean Back” and currently plays the girlfriend of producer 7 Aurelius in LL Cool J’s “Hush.”

But pretty attracts ugly. When you have looks that could assassinate, other chicks try to do the same to your character. While an insecure model has tried to blacklist Azzy from the vanity game on more than one occasion, guys have settled on embarrassing themselves. “This industry guy gave me $1,000 once, 10 $100 bills with his name and number on the top bill,” she drops. “I didn’t call him ’cause he was obviously trying to buy me, but I took my mother and son shopping.”