football,snooker,drinking,walking,stella,talking,juggling,
hugging random people,rolling and hating arsenal!!!!!
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Which Muppet are you most like?
You are most like Gonzo! Gonzo is one crazy daredevil, he lives for wacky stunts and is attracted to very strange things. Although he sometimes gets confused about what he actually is and where he comes from- he knows he is loved by his friends. Like gonzo people might consider you a bit strange- but thats okay! Your friends appreciate your unique personality and talents. All together you are adventurous, kind hearted, and one of a kind!
all de niros films, the rocky collection, police academy, porn and ones with lots of guns and dessertYour results: You are Han Solo
Han Solo
75%
Lando Calrissian
70%
Princess Leia
67%
Mace Windu
66%
Anakin Skywalker
65%
Luke Skywalker
63%
Boba Fett
63%
R2-D2
62%
Padme
62%
Chewbacca
60%
Even though you've been described as reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the type of person others love to be around. People like you because you're a scoundrel.
the aa road atlas is my favourite book of all time because not only is it great read with lots of colour it is also helpfull if you need to find your long lost dogs new owners house in shewsbury.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to pip.
About me: im an alcoholic with a real drive to achieve my one goal in life and that is to take more drugs than you all.
i also have a son named toby who will one day hopefully follow in his dads footsteps!
if you cant find me or get hold of me you will 9/10 times find me in the baron of beef with a pint of stella hurling abuse at the tv screen with a glossy look upon my face.
and i hate arsenal!!!!!!
Who I'd like to meet: anyone who will listen, old friends, old partners, no arsenal fans and when i die bradley knowell, oliver reed, steve mcqueen and elvis for a piss up.
What type of person do you attract?
Your Result: You attract models!
Congrats, something about you makes those model-quality people flock to you. This is good for obvious reasons - they look great, just having them nearby attracts other models, and it opens doors for you - like exclusive clubs and whatnot. If you are seeking pure physical beauty, you are all set. If you are seeking someone that is not cynical and slightly bitter about humans in general, someone focused on the human condition and intellect, then you are out of luck - but who cares, you attract models!
Whiskey Coke You are bold. You love to get wild and crazy. You are a partier and love to challenge others to ty to drink you under the table. You need to slow down a little.
aw stace!! Yeah im ok thanks, ended up having one of thooose weekends.....ive been drunk for most of it! lol aw you gotta come for at least one drink stacey sparkes!! how was your day on the boat?
Alright stinky, just thought i would drop you a line to tell you that you stink, oh yeah not forgetting that you really stink, shit, nearly forgot you proper stink!!!!x
Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science, technology Where can you begin To make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports or skindive Study oceanography Sign up for the big band Or sit in the grand stand When your team and others meet
In the Navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the Navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the Navy Come on now people make a stand In the Navy Can't you see we need a hand In the Navy Come on protect the motherland In the Navy Come on and join your fellow man In the Navy Come on people and make a stand In the Navy In the Navy
They want you They want you They want you as a new recruit
If you like adventure Don't you wait to enter The recruiting office fast Don't you hesitate, There is no need to wait They're signing up new seamen fast Maybe you are too young to join up today But don't you worry 'bout the thing For I'm sure there will be Always the good Navy Protecting the land and sea
In the Navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the Navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the Navy Come on now people make a stand In the Navy Can't you see we need a hand In the Navy Come on protect the motherland In the Navy Come on and join your fellow man In the Navy Come on people and make a stand In the Navy In the Navy
They want you They want you They want you As a new recruit They want you They want you They want you As a new recruit
But, but, but I'm afraid of water Hey, hey, look men I get seasick Even watching it on the TV They Want You Oh my goodness They Want you What am I gonna do in a submarine They Want you They Want you In the Navy
In the Navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the Navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the Navy Come on now people make a stand In the Navy Can't you see we need a hand In t
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead But they can't see the light, that's right 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance That's all right with me If they can't raise my interest then I Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play Only boys who save their pennies Make my rainy day, 'cause they are
Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl
Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world
Boys may come and boys may go And that's all right you see Experience has made me rich And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's
Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world
This has been stuck in my head since Boomslang...lol you loser!
Well sometimes I go out by myself And I look across the water And I think of all the things, what you're doing And in my head I make a picture
:CHORUS: Cos since I've come on home, Well my body's been a mess And I've missed your ginger hair And the way you like to dress Won't you come on over Stop making a fool out of me Why won't you come on over Valerie?
Did you have to go to jail, Put your house up on for sale, did you get a good lawyer? I hope you didn't catch a tan, [Valerie lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
I hope you'll find the right man who'll fix it for ya And are you shoppin' anywhere, Changed the colour of you hair, are you busy? And did you have to pay the fine You were dodging all the time, are you still dizzy?
:CHORUS: (Valerie) x3
Well sometimes I go out by myself And I look across the water And I think of all the things, what you're doing And in my head I make a picture
I'm bringin' sexy back Them other boys don't know how to act! I think it's special what's behind your back. So turn around and I'll pick up the slack! (Take em' to the bridge!)
Dirty babe... You see these shackles? Baby I'm your slave I'll let you whip if I misbehave! It's just that no one makes me feel this way (Take em' to the chorus!)
Come here girl! (Go 'head be gone with it!) Come to the back (Go 'head be gone with it!) VIP! (Go 'head be gone with it!) Drinks on me (Go 'head be gone with it!) Let me see what ya tworkin' with (Go 'head be gone with it!) Look at those hips! (Go 'head be gone with it!) You make me smile (Go 'head be gone with it!) Come here child! (Go 'head be gone with it!)
Get your sexy on (Go 'head be gone with it!) (8x)
I'm bringin' sexy back Them mother****ers dont' know how to act! Girl let me make up for the things you lack 'Cause you're burnin' up I gotta get it fast! (Take em' to the bridge!)
Dirty babe... You see these shackles? Baby i'm your slave I'll let you whip if I misbehave! It's just that no one makes me feel this way
(Take em' to the chorus!) Come here girl! (Go 'head be gone with it!) Come to the back (Go 'head be gone with it!) VIP! (Go 'head be gone with it!) Drinks on me (Go 'head be gone with it!) Let me see what ya tworkin' with (Go 'head be gone with it!) Look at those hips! (Go 'head be gone with it!) You make me smile (Go 'head be gone with it!) Come here child! (Go 'head be gone with it!)
Get your sexy on (Go 'head be gone with it!)(x8)
You ready? You ready? You ready?
Uh (yeah)
I'm bringin' sexy back You motha fuckers watch how I attack If that's your girl, better watch your back 'Cause she'll burning up for me for me, and that's a fact (
i that all you lot do at hairforce now myspace! what a shit where is he?does he know im up?cant wait to go out properley up there as its been ages now.and wooooo shit face(your mum) is out.x
helloooo you! have you recovered yet? i was in sooooo much trouble with work!! i'm gonna get the wednesday off for craigs bday thing so could you do my hair then>promise i wont giggle too much!