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Football, music, guitars, taking the piss out of joyce and generally going out and gettin hammered.
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Braveheart is my favourite film even though its about the Scottish, and as a rule scottish people suckTimes New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;"> What David Means D is for Delightful
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Mark Hughes of Man Utd and Wales. An absolute legend! Batman as well
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| Your Name:: | Scam |
| Your Age:: | 27 |
| Where do you live:: | Ledra Palace RM 109 |
| Where was you born:: | Blackburn |
| Have you ever been pushed into a pool with your cloths on:: | No but ive been pushed in with my clothes on |
| Have you ever made a complete fool of yourself in the middle of crowd:: | Yes |
| Have you ever stepped in dog poo:: | Once or twice |
| Have you ever got drunk ask someone out and the next morning didn't like them:: | Ive never hit second base |
| What would you say you was, Serious or Funny:: | Serinny |
| Have you ever been wedgied:: | Yeeeees! |
| Have you ever fallen over in public:: | All the time |
| Would you stand on a bar and dance:: | Yes but I fell off |
| Have you ever sang on karoke and got booed:: | No Im a great singer songwriter |
| Ever got dumped of your bf/gf for doing summat stupid:: | Never been dumped thank you very much |
| Have you sat on a painted bench:: | Yes they are generally all painted |
| Have you ripped your trousers in public and had to immedently change:: | No I dont carry spare trousers with me |
| Have you ever been dared to do anything for money:: | Yes kiss a girl, I didnt dare |
| If so what for and how much did you get paid:: | I just told you |
| Ever been called a stupid idiot in your life:: | Every god dam day |
| Have you ever done something and blamed someone else for it:: | Yes every god dam day |
| If so what did you do:: | I killed a elderly lady for fifty pence cause I wanted a hot dog |
| And who did you blame it on:: | Andy, he is now doing bird, and is very hungry |
| Have you ever been out without realising your hairs a mess and someone has to tell you:: | My hair is always a mess and everyone tells me so |
| Have you ever drawn on a mates face whilst they was sleeping:: | Yes a big penis |
| How are you feeling now:: | Im hungry for dogs |
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- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Oswaldtwistle
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 3" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Soldier
- Income: Less than $30,000
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10 of 31Moreyour cousin pissed me off one too many times
Howdy gay lord. Are you back this wk end? I'm not being funny but what you up to?
resend it pal its not worked
a very rare sight indeed Marc with chicks
workin mate wel ace earning loads of cash,hows things over there when u back?
so i got excited when i looked down at my ringing phone to the name scam....but no chat, whats that about dude?
POOL?
It's good to see there isn't just me stuck in the Sesame Street days.
Have you watched the Sesame St video on my profile? X
u fancy some ales in the sun pal?
Yeah but he did kill his wife n kid...i was more gutted 2 hear about the death of Sensational Sherri...ooooooooh yeeeeeaaaaah