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Marc Edward Heuck
Fri., the long-awaited @piranha3dd only opens in LA at the @ChineseTheatres 6. So everyone haul out to Hollywood and support bloody fun.
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Hey! @AMIAatUCLA presents THESE ARE THE DAMNED + ATTACK THE BLOCK June 3rd!! #SOSN Action! Prizes! Be there! Please RT! http://t.co/cU4scetM
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Welles said filmmaking is the best electric train set one can have; thus @MichaelTorgan operates the best toy train station. Happy Birthday!
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Legendary comedy THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL plays @nuarttheatre midnite Fri., June 8th! See my red band fan trailer (NSFW) http://t.co/ban2vpcG
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After I finish futzing with this pub's jukebox, me and @jakefogelnest are gonna hack flat screens at SkyBar to play "IT'S YOUR MOVE" reruns.
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- Pop Haydn4 months ago
For Chinese New Year, we are giving away free campaign kits for the American Confidence Party, including a large button, membership card and a campaign poster postcard. Shipping is free as well. While they last:
FREE CAMPAGN Kit!.
and please visit my Blog: Pop's Soapbox
Pop Haydn is a Los Angeles magician, a past vice-president of the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood, and a six-time winner of "Magician of the Year" at the Magic Castle.
Pop Haydn's Website - Pop Haydn5 months ago
We have just totally revamped my YouTube Channel and added a number of great new performance videos:
Pop Haydn's YouTube Channel.
You can find photos, video and other information about my Post-Mosdern Medicine Show, my Radio-Medicine Show, and my magic on my website:
PopHaydn.com
and my Blog:
Pop's Soapbox
Pop Haydn is an award-winning professional magician in Los Angeles, CA. - Pop Haydn5 months ago
Pop Haydn's Radio-Medicine Show is now being distributed by Jagger Peyton Entertainment Group in association with Radio-Submit.
For more information about the show, and to hear samples of the show, please check out our website:
Pop Haydn's Radio-Medicine Showt
Jagger Peyton Entertainment Group
Radio Submit
Pop Haydn is a professional magician in Los Angeles, as well as a comedian, actor, raconteur, singer, dancer, and certifiable genius. - Pop Haydn6 months ago
As you may know, Pop Haydn is running for president of the United States this coming year, as standard bearer for the Greater American Confidence Party. We want to help put confidence back in the national government--professional confidence--not the amateur hour we've been getting.
Don't be dissappointed! Vote for someone you know will do exactly what you expect him to do. If you vote for Pop Haydn, you will get the government you deserve.
Find out more about Pop's campaign and the American Confidence Party here: American Confidence Party
We are giving away free campaign kits to anyone who signs up for our mailing list: Pop's Website !
The kit includes a large campaing button, a campaign poster postcard, and membership card in the American Confidence Party.
Pop Haydn is a full-time professional magician in Los Angeles, and a past Vice-President of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He has been named performing "Magician of the Year" at the Magic Castle six times.
Pop has a blog at ..Pop's Soapbox, and a new Forum at Pop's Forum Here he will discuss magic, steampunk, renaissance faire, pirates, art, politics, and all things burlesque, sideshow, circus, carnival, vaudeville and live variety arts.
We also have a new store, where we sell memorabilia of the Medicine Show, and of Pop Haydn: Pop's General Merchandise - Pop Haydn8 months ago
Marc
Please check out our ALL NEW and IMPROVED website at Pop's Website !
We have lots of video of the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show and of Pop's Magic Shows, as well as the True Story of how Pop Haydn came to be in the 21st Century.
Pop has a new blog at Pop's Soapbox, and a new Forum at Pop's Forum
We also have a new store, Pop's General Merchandise
Come check it out! - Pop Haydn1 year ago
We are very excited to announce "Pop Haydn's Radio-Medicine Show" is on the air! It is the cure tor the 21st Century! It'll make you feel better!
This show combines music, comedy, and fun in an hour-long, for-broadcast, syndicated radio show distributed by The Jagger Peyton Entertainmemt Group ( www.jaggerpeyton.com ).
You can hear our entire first show at our new page:
www.myspace.com/PopHaydnShow
Please add us as a friend to keep up with all the new developments in this project.
More information is available at:
www.PopHaydn.com - Ryan King1 year ago
I sang with you. Sing with me back!
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- Mike White1 year ago
Impossibly Funky: A Cashiers du Cinemart Collection
Now Available! - Pop Haydn2 years ago
The Hoyk:
Here is a video of my Amazing Miracle Oil pitch from the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show:
Amazing Miracle Oil Pitch One
Pop Haydn pitches the Amazing Miracle Oil. In this first pitch, Pop explains the origins of this electric oil, and credits the medicine men of the Placebo Indians of Cucamonga with the discovery of the principles upon which the treatment is founded.Pop Haydn's Post-?Modern Medicine Show, High Street Theater, Moorpark, California. November, 2009.
Interests
General
Music
"Beneath the midnight caller / She thinks of paper green""I would say I'm sorry if I thought that it would change your mind"
"The city streets are empty now / The lights don't shine no more"
"Keep your head and everything will be cool"
"Out on the winding, windy moors / We'd roll and fall in green"
"There is a park that is known 4 the face it attracts"
"Wake up kids, we got the dreamer's disease"
"Times are hard
, you're afraid to pay the fee""Have I ever told you how good it feels to hold you"
"I remember how the darkness doubled"
"C'est drôl' c'que t'es drôle à r'garder / T'es là, t'attends, tu fais la tête"
Movies
"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.""When they do you in
, pray it's somebody who knows *where* to shoot...""He was an old man in a young girl's world"
"When you're in love with a married man you shouldn't wear mascara."
"Keep watching the sky, MacIntyre."
"You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it."
"Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds."
"You're a big man
, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.""I know exactly what she has that I haven't got. Awe. That's it, isn't it? I mean, no real woman - no woman of experience would ever stand in front of you with awe in her eyes... "
"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a hell of a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
Television
"Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure!""If you're going to lie to me
, you lie to me with respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever lie to me like I'm Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams.""Stupid TV! Be funnier!"
"Speaking as an enormously unlikable person, I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those who want to kill me."
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty."
"That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed..."
"Can't you see? You're not making Christianity better
, you're making rock'n'roll worse!""On the excitement scale
, it's somewhere between...a haircut and root canal work.""I'M A RAVING BLOODY LUNATIC! You look at me, you see a personality problem under a silly white hat!"
"The commandment says
, 'Thou shalt not kill.' It does not say, 'Thou shalt not kill only nice people.' ""We've invested a lot of time and energy in this project. Brian, you lost your girlfriend. Gregory here had to give up the track team. And me, well, I've lost a lot of sleep, between track-team practice and dating Brian's old girlfriend."
"Help
, help. Gun. Oh terror, terror, burglar. Burglar, help, help, help. Wallet mine. His now.""Do bears bear? Do bees bee?"
Books
"Not that the incredulous person doesn't believe in anything. It's just that he doesn't believe in everything.""Keep passing the open windows."
"Do you want to know how cruel God is? How fantastically cruel? Sometimes, he makes us live."
"By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that."
"No one to love, none to caress, Left all alone in this world's wilderness."
"It is a mistake to imagine that man can exhaust his destiny, or can reach the bottom of anything whatever. Alas! what are all these destinies thus driven pell-mell? whither go they? why are they so? He who knows that, sees all the shadow. He is alone. His name is God."
"You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
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Music
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Blurbs
About me:
"Soon I shall sell my soul to Blockbuster and become an average working class citizen using my extraordinary powers of geek-like movie knowledge. Much more so than that lame Marc Edward Heuck on 'Beat the Geeks'." -- Brittanie Johnson"Each morning, to earn my bread, I go to the market where they buy lies, and line up with the vendors, in a hopeful manner." -- Berthold Brecht
"If you have to tell someone you're famous, you're not famous." -- Victoria Lane
"What is friendship? It's telephoning a friend at night to say, 'Be a pal, get your gun and come over quickly' - and hearing the reply, 'O.K., be right there.'" -- Jean-Pierre Melville
"Nightmares are a constant companion. Well, nightmares and lesbian sex dreams." -- Barbara Beaser
"The history of the cinema is of boys photographing girls." -- Jean-Luc Godard
"My whole life I grew up being told that if all else fails I can always be a stripper or do porn. Well, all else failed, I've been a stripper AND I've done porn, and still money is a fucking problem. I feel cheated somehow." -- Leticia Blake
"You ever meet Christians? You wish you could shove a pipe in their mouth. Anything to shut them up" -- Dr. Gene Scott
"Trust me, people are fucking idiots, and I know because I am one." -- Elizabeth Stockton
"If 'elitist' just means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I'll be an elitist!" -- David Rees
"In AA meetings, when they threw out that namby pamby BS question, 'Which would you rather be: Right or Happy?' I always chose 'Right.' I get Happy whenever my woman kisses or smiles at me; I get plenty of Happy. I can't ever get enough Right." -- Russell Wait
"Those with obsessions never learn. Those with a compulsion to make films are fucked in the beginning, fucked in the middle and fucked in the end. You can call it madness, you can call it being an artist, or you can call it ruining your life. But we have not learned one goddamned thing." -- Clu Gulager
Who I'd like to meet:
Let's get something out of the way right now. I have a few photos posted. They're the only ones I got. They're not much to look at, but they're the only ones I don't want to rip up faster than Sinead O'Connor with Karol Józef Wojtyla's 8x10 glossy.So, if you (or, more likely, your bot program) message me claiming to be a hot girl who's new in town, lonely, with less than 3, or more than 5000, MySpace friends (and Tom the founder is the only recognizable one), and proceed to talk about how much you think my pictures are so "sex-ayy" and that I should IM you, I'm gonna know you're a lying sack of sour persimmons and laugh at you. Find your email addys and your sugar daddies elsewhere.
Next, if you are some sort of starving actor or musician, or worse, yet another wannabe horror film director, and you are attempting to friend me on the extremely tenuous connection that I like music and movies, or, more to the point, think you can soak me for work and job contacts, think again. Yes, I once had a TV show. I don't currently have one now. And if I do not have any work for myself, I definitely have no hook-up capabilities for you.
So let's save you some time and spare the overloaded cyberspace artery some cholesterol, and sell your fantasy or your debatable talent somewhere else. Mark is a name, not a noun.
Still reading? Not busy typing up a flame message? Good. You sound interesting. Now we can talk.
And when I say talk, that means if I don't already know you in the real world, you had better send me a message introducing yourself, especially if indeed you have the 5000+ friendslist. I think it's fair for me to ask why you want me on board, in order to determine whether I'm gonna be a significant addition to your life or if you're just using me as a statistic to brag to the world about how "popular" you are.. Without a hello, your request goes goodbye.
Still reading now? Determined you are. That's worth something.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
- Hometown: just another nice surburban boy from Cincinnati
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 5' 9" / Average
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
- Drink: Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: projectionist
Schools
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Ohio State University-Main Campus
- Columbus,Ohio
- Graduated: 1991
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Cinema
1987 to 1991 -
Roger Bacon High School
- Cincinnati,Ohio
- Graduated: 1987
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1983 to 1987