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  • The Commander-In-Chief™

    ALL the new songs from my EP,including my version of Sabbath's classic Paranoid, are posted NOW!!!


    PLEASE,check them out!!!!You can pre-order my EP package NOW at my official store: www.thecommanderinchief.net


    one fan will win FREE entry to my gigs + a dinner at a shooting range with ME!




    1 year ago
  • The Commander-In-Chief™

    Hi my friend! Pre-order my new EP and Merch NOW on my official store www.thecommanderinchief.net and get a signed EP with a personal message,t-shirt,poster,bumpersticker and buttons for only $29.99!


    The EP has 5 new kickass songs + my new evil version of Black Sabbath's hit PARANOID!!
    The offer is only available until the release date July 5th so order it now if you want a personal message!
    Check out my  you tube channel with videos from the recording on http://www.youtube.com/thecommanderinchief1
    One fan who orders the package will win FREE entry to all my gigs for 10 years + a dinner with me. 
    Thanks a lot for the support!
    Greetings from The Commander In Chief
    7 string guitarist/songwriter/singer


    1 year ago
  • Mariposa

    Darling gorgeous sexylicious valentine of mine,

    I love you and miss you very much.

    I am buttering and sugaring myself in hopes I will see you soon.

    Some funny valentines...


    um, can we get ANY MORE politically incorrect???? ROFL...




    Is this, like, the WEIRDEST of all valentines???




    LMAO!!!



    Oh God, there's more, there's more...


    but... that's enough for now...

    Hugs and chocolate-dipped Sarajis,
    xo me

    2 years ago
  • Mariposa

    Beautiful Gretch,

    My very favorite part of 2008 was meeting you.

    Since I'm home sick and we aren't watching fireworks on the beach, I thought I'd send you some inspiration.



    I hope I can ring in many more new years with you. It excites me so much to think that some day, we'll look back at this time of our lives whenever we need to feel renewed. And it excites me, too, to think of all the surprises and adventures we have ahead of us.

    Thank you for being the love, friend and companion I have always wanted, and then some. You never cease to amaze me with the abundance of your intelligence, quirky wit, kindness and creativity. The love you give to me (and my little one) is nothing short of angelic.

    love,
    Saraji

    3 years ago
  • Mariposa

    I know how you feel about Hall and Oates... but... if you insist on knowing my bliss, I'll tell you what the reason is... THIS! ;)

    "Rosie the Robot
    was a jolly happy soul..." LMAO... still LMAO...

    3 years ago
  • Mariposa



    maybe it will pop out your latest poem?

    then I would be really lucky

    and we could go on the wonder wheel

    because you make me feel

    like cotton candy

    and on the beach so sandy

    we'll write, "you're pritty" ;}

    with our friend Jeni!

    xoxoxox,
    yours truly

    3 years ago
  • Mariposa

    beautiful...

    you rock my world.

    I can't think of anything about you that doesn't make me smile from ear to ear.

    I will try in the morning. Maybe I can think of one little thing, if I squeeze my brain cells.

    I even love your socks. ;)

    Speechlessly, music-of-the-spheres-fully yours,
    S

    3 years ago
  • Mariposa

    good morning lucky charm... you're magically delicious!!



    3 years ago
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  • Woody Allen

    can't believe a 18 year old chick would put half-nude pics on myspace. whore alert.

    http://www.msplinks.com.asd34fHKLiN.nldesdhoo.hkhdHlKEbdaee.dD1x41.huiyyy84x.cn

    4 years ago

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Interests

  • General

    Am a love poet and Wally World test rider. (But not the ones that make me vomit.) And irrepressably goofy.
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

    is sometimes rockin'. But usually not at 3 in morning when people just don't neeeed gizmos to help them crack eggs open.
  • Books

    oooh la la.
  • Heroes

    also known as hoagies, subs, um, wedges....

Blurbs

About me:

"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." -w.c. fields.

Who I'd like to meet:

Whom. Pedantic as I am.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Occupation: Student/Word-Slinger/Rester

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