Rob Ritter

About me:

I'M DEAD! Let's get that straight, up front. So, I can't join your friends list, be your boyfriend, or go to your webcam porno site. I began my natural life in Detroit and exited it 35 years later in New York. A lot happened in between then, but it will be up to those when they get around to it. I was an understated person in life, so I don't expect to be too overrated in death. The only reason you are even reading this is because back in '89, a fellow musician introduced me to one of his cracker homeboys from Dallas. So this cracker decides to dig me up years later and put me up on myspace in an effort to convince the world that I was the best bass player coming out of LA at the time. But, not many people seemed to think so back then, and I don't think many will believe it now.