I believe in suppressing inflammation, any time and any place it might arise in the body.
I believe that money now is better than money later, always and everywhere in the universe.
I believe that I am, first and foremost, a platform for the production, transportation, and delivery of DNA; the rest is commentary.
I believe that patriotism is tribalism and tribalism sucks.
I believe in less than enough feed, just enough speed, more than enough weed, and way too much pussy.
I believe that I'm Spartacus.
I believe in the infinite redemptive power of lysergic acid.
I believe that you should do what you are good at, and I am good at being nineteen.
I believe that all kids are my kids.
I believe that those tits might be real.
I believe I will have a bit more pie. thank you.