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		Keep walking and see where ya get. Male 52 years old United States Last Login: 8/19/2009

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THE EMERALD BURRITO OF OZ is a novel by NY Times best-selling author/filmmaker/musician John Skipp, and author/musician Marc Levinthal. BUY THE BOOK HERE, AT BABBAGE PRESS, where you can also read delicious excerpts!

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Everyone! From here to Oz, and beyond!

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CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine	May 19 2009 3:35 AM WRITER'S CRAMP Whak! Snap! Crack after crack. My fingers fold down My knuckles break back. The bones in my hand Are under attack. The pain hits me quick On the side of my wrist And the throbbing is constant It’s making me sick From this powerful blow That has crippled my fist. It’s crooked and swollen I can’t take it back ‘Cause the damage is done-I just broke my hand! The X-rays have shown The brake in my bone. The doctor sits down and sighs. And it doesn’t look good When he’s staring at me With an emptiness deep in his eyes. “Your hand is in pieces,” he begins to explain, “It’s shattered, It’s battered It cannot be saved!” “So what do I do? What do I do? Can you fix it? Can you heal it? Can you mend it? Can you?” Well here are your options,” The doc says to me, “We can pin it Cast it. Then let it be. In a year or two It might work for you But we will not know Until the waiting is through. Your second option is to replace your bones With knuckles and fingers That are not your own. I can surgically insert cadaver bones From a donor, who passed away not long ago. I can take out your tendons And ligaments too And construct a new hand that will work for you. . . . . . . . TREAT YOURSELF TO THE REST OF THIS STORY AND MORE TWISTED WRITING BY CRISS KARVER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!
LL Soares - Horror Writer	May 17 2008 8:08 PM Happy Birthday, Emerald Burrito! When you gonna be available at Taco Bell?
Steve Alten FanSpace	Mar 30 2008 9:56 PM
CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine	Nov 13 2007 6:15 PM
The Official Matt Spencer Space	Nov 4 2007 9:43 PM Dude, Conscience blew my freakin' mind like too few stories do anymore! A blurb described it as something like "If Jim Thompson had written A Christmas Carrol." I'd say closer to "ACC as written in collaboration by Chuck Palahniuk and Dashiell Hammett"... but that doesn't do it justice, 'cause it's just plain "Conscience by John Skipp!" It had everything I'd ever want from a hardboiled noir novel or a short-sharp-fast-mean-nasty mindfuck horror story... and it still somehow managed to leave me with a well-earned feeling of redemptiveness, hope, all that warm fuzzy stiff, while still ending with a pile-up of blood-spraying corpses! Now that's an artistic accomplishment! Please excuse the spastic fanboyish tone of this blurb, but to art so raw and honest, how can one respond or try to critique it beyond... raw and honest? Keep it up! You're one of my new favorite writers.
Amy Kay Raymond	May 1 2007 5:42 AM i love burritos...green burritos.

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