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YOU KNOW YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR ECLIPSE WHEN...

-you clean it inside while its raining outside

-a civic with a fartcan and subs revs at you and then punches it, while you stay at the speed limit to save gas becuase racing that POS isnt worth it

-you use a blow dryer to make sure there is no water in cracks after cleaning your evo

-you wake up and look outside your window before peeing to make sure she's still there and safe

-The inside of the car smells better than you do.

-anytime you hear any sounds in your driveway you looked out to make sure nobody messing around with your car

-you have photos of Only your evo in your room.

-you hit the lock button more than once to make sure its locked

-you take a shower before you get in, even if your just going around the block.

-you clean the brake dust off the enkies everyday

-the gf complains that you love the car more than her

-You turn down a girl for sex in your car because you simply can't ruin those rear recaro's. (or the roll-bar takes up all the space)

-you look in the garage everytime you're going to the fridge just to look at her

-you yell at your dad for eating in your car

-When you slap your mom/dads hand if they pull out a cig or cigar.

-you tilt your head while looking at her to see if its sexier at a different angle

-You avoid puddles & potholes at ALL costs

-when you saved the stickers with Japanese writing that came on the back of your sun visors

-you clean places that aren't even visible.

-you notice a tiny white speck of something way over in the corner of the dashboard while you're driving and contort your body while reachingover to brush it off.

-you take it to a car wash stall while it's raining to get the road grime and mud off.

-you make your kids take off their shoes and socks before they get in lest one molecule of dirt or oil get on the carpet.

-You hold in your farts and burps till you get out of the car.

-When you wash it then put it in the garage don't drive it but do it all over again just to wax it.

-you check the weather before driving, just to decide whether to take it to run an errand.

-You invest more money on it than on yourself

-you don't care if the wife/gf gets mad for always parking at the very last parking spot half a mile away everytime you go to the store

-your engine bay looks as clean as it did when you bought it off the show room floor

-you make your mom/dad/wife/gf park outside to park your car in the garage (**Yes!!!!)

-You dont let anyone drive your car besides your tuner

-you have more pictures of it then your girlfriend/wife/kids.... (sigh...lol)

-there is no food or drink allowed at any time except for water in case of emergencies

-You keep 2 pieces of plywood in your trunk just in case you have to drive up onto a steep drive way so you don't scrape.

-you have a $30k truck hauling a $10k trailor that has a $40k evo on it

-When your wife/gf tells you to sleep on the couch....you opt to sleep in your evo instead

-There's a maximum weight limit to ride.

-the garage has an alarm system and your house doesnt.

-you find yourself cleaning the interior while your driving

-you bring a bottled water but not for drinking but to wet a microfiber rug just in case you spot dirt specially birds

-You drive over speed bumps at less than 2 MPH and at an angle.

-your still debating in your head on witch is better just let it sit at idle as you warm it up, or hold the rpms at 2000 to make the oil pressure higher.

-you are ready to kill someone for parking too close to your car

-you get pissed the F*** off when there's a new construction site next to the road you're in and loads of dust are flying off towards your car (argh!!)

-You know a girl is too fat if she must sit sideways in a Recaro

-you see a ricer coming up next to you and stareing at you and you just sit there face forward and pretend they dont exist ( to get that im better than you feeling)

-You still have the tag attatched to the glove box, and the ACD/Tire wear warnings on your driver door.

-You use microfiber towels.....on your tires.

-you spend more time on evo forums than anything else

-you put mod money in your payments while you're paying bills

-91+ octane is not a option its the only thing she gets

-20 bucks in your pocket, you're hungry but you need wax for the car and some other stuff the car wins...

-the shoes on your car are more important than the shoes on your feet.

-no one drivers your car

-you park to go into a store, it takes about a half hour to get into the store because you stop and look back at your car about twenty times and think "SWEEEEEEET!!!!!"

-you lock your car on your way into work and give it a second look wishing you didn't have to wait 8hrs to drive it again.

-when you have a 2 car garage and the evo is the only car allowed in it... the wife/girlfriends car has to park in the driveway (***YES!!)

-- when washing the EVO you pop the gas cap to clean inside it.

- monthly take your wheels off to clean the fender wells and suspension

- everyone in your family knows better than to touch your car

- friends come over and unknowingly lean against your car and you say "hey don't lean on the car"... and they think your joking... then they realize your NOT joking.

- your 6 year old knows that when getting out of the car to extend his shoe PAST the sideskirt so he doesnt scratch it and then carefully grabs the door handle to shut the door.

-you always look for the safest parking spot

-you heel-toe everytime you downshift to save clutch

-you replace the dealer paper mats to keep your floormats clean

-when you park it in the garage and still set the car alarm

-when u do the walk around inspection before sitting in the car everytime

-neatly fold paper towels to slide under the outside mirror glass to absorb the excess standing water in the housing after washing.

-you read this thread and smile knowing that there are people like you..