Borat

Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve.

I am Borat Sagdiyev Kazakhstani television's top media personality and the creator of "Borat's Guide To Britain". you likeee?? A few year ago I come to England and the US-of-A make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.I once carried a woman against her will for 5 miles. FOR FUN. now She my wife Whaa whaa whee whaa!". I likeeeee hherr better then my wife, it's okm she dead now in field from plow! I was first seen in the UK on Channel 4 Television after Ali G stumbled across me "whilst flicking through the foreign satellite channels after watching the 5 minutes free view on the Fantasy Channel".
I hope you like the site,
Jagshemash, Pepsi Max.
Jenkooya !
PS i was in the headlines again
After the controversy had just about died down about Borat singing about throwing Jews down wells our Kazakhstani friend has hit the headlines worldwide on CBS, Fox News, MSN, Radio 1, The Sun, Reuters, Sky News etc. etc. after some naughty antics at a US Rodeo.
At the rodeo in Roanoke, Southwest Virginia, USA, Borat was given permission to sing the national anthem. He started well introducing himself and saying that he supported the war against terrorism. He then was reported as saying,
"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards"
and then,
"May George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq"
Borat then got the words of the national anthem wrong finishing with...
"your home in a grave".
The organisers of the event realised that the crowd were angry and they rushed him away fearing violence.
"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," rodeo producer Bobby Rowe told the Roanoke Times. "I told him you done the wrong thing at the wrong place!".
it has also been reported about me that, "Borat's suit has never been washed" NOT True, my dead wife washed it when it was dirty last time i was home before she died in field! "Some women find Borat attractive and ask for dates after the filming" all i can say, sexy time, Whaa whaa whee whaa! "Sacha writes his notes in Hebrew on his clipboard so they look foreign" i am the jew! "The hair and moustache are Sacha's real hair and moustache" we play game eh he is eh my wife heh u likeeee? "Using occasional Polish words has nearly had Borat exposed mid-filming" i once get took by police for expose my chram in new york...
you will just have to come to Kazakhstan to find out.