Tim
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Male
40 years old
AUSTIN, TEXAS
United States
Last Login: 5/29/2009
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Mood:
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Tim's Interests
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| General | Golf, Screenwriting, Working on cars, Strategy games (dork!), politics, philosophy, sociology, and gambling. | | Music | Everything but pop, new country, and gangsta rap. | | Movies | Goodfellas, Lord of the Rings (dork!), Boogie Nights, Stir of Echoes, LA Confidential and many many more. | | Television | Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Deadliest Catch, Home Movies, MST3K, South Park, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, documentaries about plagues in the Middle Ages, stuff on the Military Channel, etc. | | Books | Authors: Stephen R. Donaldson, Robert Jordan, Robert E. Howard, Tom Clancy, Frank Herbert, Terry Brooks, and William Gibson. Books: Salt: A World History, Cod: The Fish That Changed The World, Calendar, Coal: A Human History, Out of Mormonism, Longitude, Shogun. | | Heroes | Muhammad Ali, MLK, George Washington Carver, Bruce Springsteen, Malcolm X, Bill Clinton, whoever invented pay at the pump |
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Austin Comedians, T.H.S. WILLIAM B TRAVIS HIGH
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Tim's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | El Paso, Tx, I guess. Born in an AFB in CA. | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate |
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Tim's Schools
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Texas A & M University
College Station, TEXAS
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psych (Latin for "least math")
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Travis H S
Austin, TEXAS
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Running from bullies club. Getting nowhere with the ladies club.
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Greed Ain't Good... Godammit!
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The Failure of the GOP
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Bad News for Obama
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Before the Devil knows he’s Dead
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TJI...Marriage No Longer Relevant
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About me:
I'm not here to play wet-nurse to a bunch of titty-babies!
I used to do standup comedy (strictly as a hobby). I may hit the stage again soon, we'll see. I love making people laugh.
I have a kick-ass girlfriend who I've been with since 1999. We get along great because we hate the same things! That's really what makes a relationship work... hating the same things. Think about it.
I've got three dogs, all rescued in one way or another. Our house could easily be called the "Island of Misfit Dogs", as each has their own uniqe problem.
My GF also has three turtles. Two small ones and one that's almost 80 pounds.
I consider myself a dork, but some people tell me I'm wrong. Those who are silent on the matter are simply agreeing with me politely.
I'm due to win the Lotto soon because I've failed to win every drawing since it's inception. Law of averages people, c'mon!
I've had the same hair style since 1986.
My dream career would be as a movie writer/director. Until then, I'll just keep schleppin' for the State.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Salma Hayek, so I could give her the most satisfying 30 seconds of my life!
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