Pleasure, warmth, laughing, material entertainment, painting, drawing, chocolate milk, fuzzy things, spooning, using my tongue...
Music
Tool. Killswitch Engage. NIN. Pantera. Testament. Chimaira. August Burns Red. Deftones. Fear Factory. Slayer. Gojira. Superjoint Ritual. Frontside. Threat Signal. God Forbid. The Sword. Helmet. Primus. Beastie's. System. Hard and heavy stuff. i love old school heavy metal. I know alot of trivia from those days. thats where my happiness began.
Movies
SEVEN. True Romance. HEAT. The Professional. Braveheart. The Abyss. 8mm. Kingpin. Any Brad Pitt films (except The Mexican). Goodfellas. Aliens. Ninja Scroll. Gladiator. Harold and Kumar. Grandmas Boy. Tommy Boy. Happy Gilmore. Die Hard. Raiders of the Lost Ark...
"No one else has the irresistible combination of sense and nonsense that I have."
I'm pretty dope. Really. I am a very easy going, laid back, freelance artist. I'm a star when it comes to painting, drawing, video comedy sketches, and making a succulant golden-brown grilled cheese. Yeah, I now you're sold already, but let me drop some more knowledge on ya! I'm very positive and upbeat and feel a good time only requires good company. I have, I guess what people would call, a skater/rock'n rollish style and a fun, flirtatious personality.. I have a quick wit and can play ball in the sarcasm realm. I love the simple things in life and can find entertainment in most situations I'm in. I am someone who's honest and a straight-shooter (no games, I'm not an emotional terrorist), who doesn't take himself too seriously, has a big heart (and isn't afraid to use it) and is real and down-to-earth. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, i direct/film pornos. ;)
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Who I'd like to meet: Reasonable, logical, fair, honest, and say "sorry" when you mess up and admit when you're wrong (cause I do). Please has some sense about you! You can't be offended easily. Must have easy going, fun personality and be willing to at least "give a try" to new experiences. Can't be shy and quiet all the time. Got to have some hint of a wild-side. You don't mind getting a little dirty (physically and mentally), and you simply love life. No whiners and complainers! Just be cool, real, and not into head-trips. I totally believe in 'do un to others...' so please treat me as i treat you. Its really simple.
Max Hardcore says: “Porn whores seem to be psychologically incapable of telling the truth. Even when it’s in their best interest and the easiest path to take…" (amen)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! The skirt was a split decision the day of ALL HALLOWS EVE after a 'situation' with buffalo wings rendered my stretchy PANTS no bueno ;P Wheres the poop skeet pics muchacha??
PLEASE NO SAND IN THE KY JELLY... BUT BIG DICKS AND AK'S ARE ALRIGHT!!! AWWW... BEEN A LONG TIME MY OLD FRIEND AND MANY MEMORIES... I HOPE YOU HAVE AN EXCELENT 35TH BIRTHDAY!!! <3 YA!
have you gotten my voice mails? well, im able to use my computer so the best way to be in touch is through here...i was really hoping youd be able to come visit me soon...im in pasadena....love and miss the shit out out your face! KISSES all over
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