Mr. Champagne
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Interests
General
Reading books, spinning records, making stupid music on my computer, and cracking jokes.Music
Movies
Television
I fucking love television. That warm glow nourishes me like a placenta. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, 24, Nip & Tuck, Sopranos, Adult Swim, and most importantly- The Dave Chapelle Show. That's right you bitches. Nicole Simpson can't rap. Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.Books
Let's see, books that have made a lasting impression on me, hmmm. J.D. Salinger's Nine Stories, Bel Canto, the Life of Pi, Middlesex, Underworld, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, The Lovely Bones, The Virgin Suicides,and High Fidelity. I can't remember the rest of the titles accurately; I don't want to get them wrong and have the Sweet Pickle Bus run up on me. That's right, you forgot about the Sweet Pickle Bus, didn't you?
Music
Blurbs
About me:
Most importantly, I'm fucking invisible. If you can't deal with that, then tough shit. I'm standing right behind you anyway, and you don't even seem that cool. Nice ass, though. You must work out.Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet some hard drinking whores who don't take "no" for an answer.Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 8" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: martial arts instructor / hot air balloon pilot
Companies
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Shades of Sound
- Tucson, AZ US
- owner
99-2002 -
Heart -Five
- Tucson, AZ US
- Resident Dj and Carouser
99-2004 -
Bug Music
- Hollywood, CA US
- Office Gigolo
2004-2006 -
Chrysalis Music Group
- Los Angeles, CA US
- Office Gigolo
2006-
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Chase 4 years ago
mO 4 years ago
10 of 426Morehappy day after ur burpday...luv and all that mushy stuff - wend
happy birthday dad!!! you're getting so fuckin old! when you gonna come visit????? i'll take a shot of tequila in celebration of your bday :)
hi happy day
happy birthday old man...a shot of patron for you!
Happy B-Day buddy!
i feel like our birthdays were yesterday. what the hell!?
lets plan to bbq this holiday weekend if the weather shapes up
I miss my little sombrero wearin oompa loompa!!!
hope all is good!
I love you! (in the gayest way possible!)
one love kid. hope all is well.
THIS MAKES ME THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I HEAR IT HAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!