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f*ck you Katie Holmes!!!!

Current mood:annoyed

I thought we had something special b*tch!! We got along so0o0o0o well on the set of our box office hit First Daughter and then you had to go and do something so disrespectful as to take part in the new Batman movie, Batman Begins. I AM BATMAN!!!!

How could you Katie? I thought all those nights we spent building a father/daughter relationship to better our performances for the movie were special!!!!! You told me you enjoyed the bubble baths, pony rides, and bedtime stories I gave you every night!!! You said they meant something!!!!!!!

You lying bitch!!! You can keep your "Batman" movie!!!! I AM BATMAN!! You can keep your new boy toy Tom!!! HE’S GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! And you can keep those horrid mouth herpes that keep reappearing in the tabloids!!!!! YOU SKANK!!!!

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  • JWD

    michael keaton would never say those things. besides, "keatie-kat" is too much of a stretch

    6 years ago
  • Lil_Miss_420_Wisconsin

    You are one sexy MAN!!!!!

    6 years ago
  • Kenny

    Michael Keaton Was and is the best BATMAN. Val and George watched too much of the Adam West, Burt Ward Batman show. Mr Keaton you are the best, and always will be, you know the character: these other actors do not. Rock on,  THE BAT!!!!

    By the way how can more Batman movies be made without the original chemistry: Michael Keaton and Tim Burton!

    6 years ago
  • Loving & Living this Li…

    You mean TOM-KAT....yeah, Katie sold you out Micheal. When are youmen going to learn that an older woman can be and do anything you want, and if she's going to stab you in the back.l...at least it won't be with the likes of Thomas Mopar Cruise.

    6 years ago

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