I can remember the day as if it happened yesterday. I was tending to the cocks like me father had told me to when there she was…walking down the dirt path… me Miranda. Her hair was tied up in a blue bow and blowed in the wind. Her eyes were blue like the grand sky above me. Her calves were big…like me mothers. Ahh she was so beautiful!!! Little Francisco was speechless and in a moment, she was gone. It was then that I planned for our next encounter.
The next day, I made sure that me, Francisco, looked especially nice for my Venezuelan angel. I slicked my hair back with the extra slickness and even used my father's extra brush…the one that didn't have goat hairs in it. I then took a rose out of my mother's vase…and rubbed the pedals all over my face. It made Francisco smell gooood. When I was finished, I went out to the cocks.
Sure enough, there she was, walking down the path again. Today, Francisco was to become a MAN. As she walked past, our eyes met and I could hear a Selena love song in my head. It was greater than the feeling of drinking milk fresh from the goat. Muuuuch greater. I began to speak to her but my cocks suddenly started fighting. I turned and made them stop but when I returned me attention to the love of my life, she was gone down the road. Quickly, I hopped on my ass and galloped down the road. Francisco had to catch her….Francisco had never felt LOVE before. I beat the ass as hard as I could to catch up to her but it was too late…because my Miranda was boarding a boat on the river. Our eyes met once more as she sailed down the waters and it was the last that Francisco saw of his beautiful angel Miranda.
Since then, Francisco has been with muchos chicas spreading the love in order to find a love as great as the amazing Miranda. I have had no such success and that is why I have come. I know that my beautiful Miranda is here and I plan on marrying her and having 8 children. Just like me hero, Ricky Martin, I will find my love and ride off into the sunset with her on a beautiful ass.
I miss me Miranda.