dude i had a dream that instead of you my roommates were oprah and my fat lesbian coworker, and i was like "THIS ISNT REAL THIS ISNT REAL" and sam was there and she was like "yes it is sarah, show me your breasts" and then she lifted up her shirt and bra and showed me her breasts and she was like "this is how you know its real". it was nuts.
looks like someones got a birthday coming up! im going to buy you so much coke to snort off my tits. its going to be fucking crazy. good luck beating that rape rap!
hey miss sarah, do you know when youre coming back?? my summer is filling up quickly, so if you want a piece of the kathy action i suggest u let me know when you are in town! j/k...but seriously
wtf sarah! get a wig, i hate yer short hair and i wont be seen with you until it grows at least one foot. I bet you miss knots and shampoo, you shood, dumb short hair cut ou di'int lemme me and joey do, how could u break my hart, please burn the pictures of you until it looks like hair. thank you.
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