Hey there you tasty little morsel of love!! I'm just stopping by to welcome you to the family and introduce you to everyone. First of all....I'm Jason Stone
I am the singer of this little band. And here are the rest of the boys @ the pool.
This is our Mascot Pete.....he's an alcoholic that LOVES Patron.
Now that you've met everyone....we need you to do a few things. We consider you part of the family now. You're the naughty little neice and I am the old, perverted, molester uncle.
1. Change the last part of your name to Transmission.
2. Add us to your top friends list.
3. Add one of our songs to your profile. (there are 4 to choose from, one of them MUST be good!)
4. Order our debut CD. (we'll even sign it for you)
5. Leave us a BAD ASS comment professing your undying love and devotion.
DO ALL THESE THINGS NOW....or I will be forced to kill this poor little innocent kitten. Could you live with yourself if I did that?
