Michiel
Michiel Dillon
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"I know all and see all, and you people are disgusting." - Jesus H. Christ
Male
41 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States
Last Login: 11/27/2009
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Michiel's Interests
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| General | Comedy, as it is the only place to speak your mind, and get away with it.
Haunted houses, as I dig gore and more importantly I dig being able to threaten peoples lives, legally, and get a paycheck at the end of the week.
Internet porn, because who doesn't enjoy a good milf and her "daughter" getting creampies in an interacial, double penetration, gangbang?
Video games, as I like to blow things up after a long day to help me relax and ease the tension.
Barbeque, as I like fire and meat.
Pagan campouts as I like getting drunk and watching naked women dance around big fires in the woods.
My dog, as she is the only person I trust completely. And now that she is dead, I know she will keep my secrets. Good dog.
My girlfriend, because she actually thinks I am cute, funny, intelligent and fuckable. | | Music | What am I, 15?!? Yes I like music, but it is hard to find the good stuff. Even when I find it, I am not so obsessed with it to find out the name of the song or the band. If it is good enough, I'll eventually find out who it is, and most music that is coming out now (on the radio), I never find out that information. And no, it is not that I am old, it is that I hate the prepackaged, corporate shit that comes out of the music industry today. American Idol is the anti-Christ, and everyone that participates, auditions or watches has no soul. | | Movies | I root for the killers in horror movies. I like a good comedy, but there aren't many out there. Dramas are good, especially if it has to do with the mob. Sci Fi is always a winner as long as the there is a story and it isn't all about special effects. (This is where I have to state that Mars Attacks was a much better written and much more realistic movie than Independence Day. Independence Day sucked ass and anyone that thinks that is a good movie for anything other than special effects is a fucking moron). I hate all chick flicks, except for Thelma and Louise. Porn is good as long as they have no story and just cut from the money shot straight to the new scenes foreplay already in progress. | | Television | Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Doctor Who, Who Wants to Be a Superhero, Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Reno 911, Simpsons, Family Guy. Because I have a girlfriend, I also end up watching Nip/Tuck, Boston Legal, and Desperate Housewives. I cant stand Law and Order and CSI and all those other shows. | | Books | I have never been a big reader. When I do I tend to read non-fiction and have a hard time even finishing fiction. I do love comic books, but haven't been able to afford those for years. | | Heroes | I already said that I love that show. |
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Haunted Entertainment, Austin Comedians, Nightmare Factory Family, People who want to hump John Merriman, Ask Uncle Cranky, Zombie Apocalypse Survivors
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Michiel's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | San Antonio - but that town sucks | | Body type: | 5' 6" | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Watching |
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Michiel is in your extended network, and there is not a damned thing you can do about it! Posted at 2:16 AM May 8, 2008
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About me:
I was delivered by Doctor Seaman and Nurse Hyman. (It's true, and I have the birth certificate to prove it).
I was a pedophile when I was a child.
Now I am a breast man
In high school, I was voted most likely to spontaneously combust.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Frankly, I am not sure I want to meet anyone. Collectively, people suck ass, individually, they still suck ass. Once in a while I meet someone who is cool enough that I can tolerate thier prescence just long enough to share a beer and not want to break the bottle over thier skull.
I'd like to meet people that I don't want to smack with beer bottles.
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