About me: Hello, my name is michael figueroa im 22 years old. Im
from puerto rico. alena (my fiancee that i love a lot)
the best thing that can ever happened to any guy out
there, I ask god what did i do so right to deserve some
one like her.I love her to death and every day that goes by
i make sure that she knows that.I love living day by
day and i dont regret anything i have done im my life.
everyone that knows me know that i have a natural instinct
of progress, i always try to inspire people to do the
right thing, do not follow where the path may lead. go
instead where there is no path and leave a trail
hello, Michael! Espero q estes bn!! Recuerda q tienes dos hermanitos q te quieren mucho y estan orgullosos de ti....Una llamadita no te cuesta nada ** cuidate
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
LATINOFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
LATINOFRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
LATINOFRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
LATINOFRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "estoy en casa!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
LATINO FRIENDS: Are fo life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will repost
if ur a true latino/latina friend then pass it on 10 of ur best latino/latina friends if u get it bacc then u will really noe there ur friend...... so get started!!
"El Boricua
no saluda, te dice wepa. El Boricua no se va, se va pal carajo. El
Boricua no se emborracha, se ajuma. El Boricua no es mentiroso, es un
paquetero. El Boricua no es un metiche, si no un sobrao. El Boricua no
te mira, te liga. El Boricua no tiene amigos, tiene panas. El Boricua
no tiene novio(a) tiene jevos(a). El Boricua no se va a una fiesta, se
va a un party. El Boricua no se cae, se da un cantaso o se revienta. El
Boricua no esta enamorado(a), esta enchulado(a). El Boricua no te
espera, te da un break. El Boricua no besa, si no te grajea. El Boricua
no se molesta, se ajita o se encojona. El Boricua no te golpea, solo te
suena. El Boricua no molesta, solo jode o fastidia. El Boricua no se
rie, si no se mea de la risa. El Boricua no va corriendo, va juyendo.
El Boricua no come, se jarta. El Boricua no pide que lo lleven, pide
pon. El Boricua no está muerto de hambre, está esmayao. El Boricua no
come cereal, come corn flakes. El Boricua no usa cobija, si no usa
frisa. El Boricua no usa líquido de lavar los platos, usa vel. Los
Boricuas no dicen sandalias, dicen chanclas. Los Boricuas no dicen
lindo, si no dicen estas bien bueno. Los Boricuas no salen, ellos
janguean. El Boricua no es cualquier mierda, El Boricua es el que
manda!. si eres BORICUA DE VERDAD MANDA ESTO A TODOS LOS BORICUAS QUE
CONOSCAS....
