No. I've never made it to the military, so its impossible to make any rank. Especially "General"
Music
2dopeboyz.com
Movies
Shit, there isn't enough room on the internet to put down all of my favorite movies, but my hands down favorite flick ever is gonna be The Pursuit Of Happiness. The story is amazing, and even though I haven't found my own success story, I like that its about a guy who goes from rags to riches and never gave up on his aspirations. Its the only movie that I've ever saw that truly inspired me. That and Boogie Nights...and Show Girls.
Television
I love Bromance. With so many frienemies in my life, I feel like I can relate to that dude. We'd be great BFF's...
Books
G.I. (Any REAL man knows what magazine those initials belong to.) Other than magz, I Am Legend: The Auto-Biography of Austin's Wang!, Edgar Cayce and self-help books
South High School
Springfield, OH
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: General
Minor: D'z Nutz
Clubs: BAMF
Greek:
Beta Alpha Mu
2000 to 2004
ΩMan's Companies
Bob Evans Springfield, Ohio US Everything But Management Down On The Farm
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FRIDAY's Springfield, Ohio US Server D-Block, Bitches!
12-11-06
Vivid Videos Hollywood, California US Stunt Cock Between The Pink
6-8-2005
BeatYourBitch.com St. Paris, Ohio US Beating Your Bitch Consolidater Black Eyed Bitches
Bitch, I'll Beat You!
Woeber's Mustard Springfield, Ohio US Forklift Driver In That Donkey
1-18-08
The Mela Springfield, Ohio US Line Chef I'ma Be In Yo Mouth. How's My Dick Taste?
Presently
ΩMan Maaaaaaaan! That aint my dad! Its a cell phone... I threw it on the ground! Maaaaaaaaaan! What, you think Im stupid? My dads not a phone! Duh! Posted at 6:46 PM Oct 11 view more
About me: Ola, my name is Austin, and Im addicted to crack. Im 23 and currently living in the lamest corner of the Earth possible. I am currently a Chef in the sweetest fuckin place to work, AKA, Mela. Seriously, if you read this, and dont go to my place of business at some point, remove me from your friends list, cause real friends do go to people's jobs to support them! Faggots! Anywho, Im kind of in this phaze where Im rediscovering everything. Dont worry, Im not gonna cast some crazy metaphore that makes me sound a lot deeper and emotional than I really am, just to catch your attention, I'm simply stating that life is anew. Infact, fuck your attention! Back to topic, Im currently working on a strategy that would enable me to live in the Philippines indefinatley, so if you have anything to say, do it before July-ish
nothing much here...im an assistant manager for pizza hut (i used to love my job...but now its starting to get on my nerves!)...other then that, we are in the process of buying a house and im not sure when ill be back to springfield...since i live in TEXAS!!!! lol im supposed to be coming up for my cousins wedding, but its at a campground in latham, oh...so id only be passing through springfield (and maybe saying hey to some family that still lives in town)...congrats on the new job!!! since you love to cook, im sure you'll love it!! if i do get to come up for that wedding, ill be sure to let ya know...that way i can eat good...haha
