That esoteric fella
www.myspace.com/1arogantbastardIf I knew it was going to be that kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potato's!Mood: devious
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Jeph Rants
- Under There, Texas, US
- Last Login: 1/5/2010
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Status and Mood
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Posted 3 hours ago
Jeph Rants If I knew it was going to be that kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potato's!
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Posted 7 hours ago
Jeph Rants Who is to believe all they see with their own eyes filled with denial?
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Posted at 2:14 PM Jan 4
Jeph Rants Back to the grind for the year of opportunity. A year of prospering, goals achieved and new ones made. This is the time, this is the place. Where is my coffee?
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Posted at 4:53 AM Jan 4
Jeph Rants Had my kiddos for 2 weeks and now they have to go back to school. Its not fair...ITS JUST NOT FAIR!! I don't want them to go...
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Posted at 10:49 PM Jan 3
Jeph Rants I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness - (someone smarter than I)
Mood: devious
Latest Blog Entries
- Jan 3, 2010 10:56 PM conceiving
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Blurbs
About me:
"Ladies Man"I am no slut just a guy with some funny jokes. Call me on my perverseness and I will choke. Oh I like boobies as much as the next. Go ahead send me that booty pic text. I'll check you out and talk dirty all night long. But if you think that means I do you, your wrong. I like to play and tease you with words. Couldn't please all of ya'll that's just absurd. Would it be great if everyone thought I rocked. Only to guess the size of my enormous sock. Fantasy is always better no other way about it. Your mind can reach many places I can't get. So go on continue to use me in your mind. Just remember if I hit it, it would from behind.
No I am not happy to see you, I just have a huge penis!!..................It's Wiener Time!!
..www.wildhorsepreservation.com/
I am naming stars after myself because there is no more land to steal from the American Indians.
I like to people watch were ever I am. I have a problem with streaking. (not my problem really)
I really am a big deal.
I am the one you have to blow to get a drink around here.
I am a cunning linguist and a master debater.
I am like a shark, I will die if I stop talking.
I am what Willis was talking about!!!!,
I support gay marriage. If both chicks are hot!/ I am Huge in Japan / I put the________________in lazy / I put the laughter in Manslaughter.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fuck you, I have enough friends.Someone into Coma Sutra, Al Gore didn't invent the internet but he did make up global warming.Music Player
Interests
General
Cigars
old cars,
politics,
good beer,
horse shoes,
sexy ladies,
pool,
darts,
cards (hold'em, blackjack, 5 card),
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at. Money is better than poverty, if only for finical reasons.Music
All, Country, Blues, Jazz, Blue Grass, R&B, Metal, etc.Movies
Scar Face, Godfather, The good the the bad..., Young Guns, 007flixs, The Love Boat: A Valentine Voyage (1990), ect.Television
Sports, car programs, Home fixer upper stuff, commericals for G.G.W. video's. Anything on the interweb.Books
Yoga for Lonely men, anything on tape
You are The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success
The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.Heroes
have always been Cowboys (NOT F*CKIN DALLAS COWBOYS EITHER)
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Friendswood
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Buddhist
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Proud parent
- Occupation: Entrepunerual Developer, Problem Solver.
Video Player
Friend Space (Top 40)
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Jeph
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Oracle
Oracle Lounge
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Thomas
Thomas Jefferson
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Bruce
Bruce Lee
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Willie Nelson
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Johnny Cash
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Billie Holiday
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Elvis Presley
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Nina Simone
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Wayne Newton Music
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Hank III Official Page
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Tenacious D
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James Brown
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ROB ZOMBIE
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tristan prettyman
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Zap Mama
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Steve Miller Band
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Queen
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Miles Davis
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The Detroit Cobras
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ROY ORBISON
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Reverend Horton Heat
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Ziggy Marley
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The Who
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Janis Joplin
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Jason Mraz
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VELVET REVOLVER
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Little Red
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Zak & his Unhappy Guitar
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Journey
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Joshua Radin
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Tom Waits
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Matt The Electrician
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Beastie Boys
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Thee Corsairs
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custom kings
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Rev. Peytons Big Damn B…
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Death Cab for Cutie
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Billy Harvey
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Deftones
Comments
Jan 5 2010 7:49 PM
Kellie??
Jan 5 2010 5:40 PM
Need You Now
Lady Antebellum | MySpace Music Videos
Sharing my new favorite song...
Jan 5 2010 4:52 PM
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Jan 5 2010 1:00 AM
Wishing you a wonderful week and a 2010 full of joy and happiness...
Peace be with you,
Susan
Jan 4 2010 5:21 PM
Pusher Push Pusher
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comments,pictures & video's are all welcome, spread the word.
~Charlie
Jan 4 2010 3:58 PM
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~Sir Tommie~
Jan 4 2010 2:30 AM
Enjoy the tunes and stay in touch ;)
Rock on - WB
Jan 3 2010 3:02 AM
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Jan 2 2010 5:59 PM
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Jan 2 2010 3:45 PM
Jan 1 2010 8:37 PM
'One faces the future with one's past.'
Pearl S. Buck
If we remember the joys past
And anticipate the joys to come
Not for their ephemeral pleasures,
But as the immortal essence of our better nature;
And if we see the hard lessons of our lives
As a source of new found wisdom,
And not as memories of pain;
If we look to our past days
- The bad as well as the good -
As polished stones of knowledge,
Paving our journey ahead;
If we acknowledge who we were and what we have done
Not merely as markings of time passed and gone
But as tiny flames forever feeding
Our passions old and new;
If we embrace the moments of our lives
- All the moments of our lives -
As crucial,
To the making of our present selves,
... Then
When who we have been
Inevitably re-surface while we look to the future...
Our lives will not be wasted
And all will take care of itself.
Elisa C.
Wishing you
Hope, Love, Good Health,
Learning and Understanding
This New Year and Always.
⦠Cherish all. And regret nothing.
Jan 1 2010 8:07 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR SUGAR
Jan 1 2010 6:43 PM
THANK~YOU, HELLO and WELCOME To This Wonderful Share Page - A Place Where Artistic Friends Can Enjoy Each Other's Creative Endeavours and Each Other!
Jan 1 2010 6:32 PM
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Jan 1 2010 6:21 AM
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may 2010 be a fantastic year for you.....winks smiles hugs and kisses
Jan 1 2010 4:10 AM
Dec 31 2009 8:13 PM
Love ya...Gail
Dec 31 2009 5:46 PM
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Dec 31 2009 5:31 PM
Dec 31 2009 4:44 PM
My Dear Jeph, My poet
I wish for you whatever you wish for yourself.
Happiness in 2010
Hugs and kisses from NehirZ
Dec 31 2009 3:41 PM
Dec 31 2009 10:04 AM