Current mood:
bummed
as i sit here watchin my gf's son & nephew, i wonder what kids have done in the past to make their peeps pull out their hair. is it the way they bicker over the video games? naw, just separate them. is it the way they get hungry ALL the time? naw, just pump'em full of oatmeal goodness. is it the way they do KID stuff? naw, cause to understand them you must understand what made you happy as a kid.(This last part is easier if you still watch cartoons, luv video games, & can eat a whole box of Lucky Charms then laugh at the stench of marshmallow farts:) so what makes people say children are evil?
well, for starters it could've been all those negative stereotypes. what stereotypes you ask?how about "children of the damned", huh? evil kids taking over a town, and maybe the whole world through mind control; must've scared some of youse pretty badly to be such a big deal. next exhibit if that's not good enough. is "the good son" with my main man M. Culkin.(damn good actor,check him out in "saved" if you haven't yet) I'm sorry call me the biggest wuss ever, but that whole movie scary. screw that if you want my life that bad just take it; I'll leave nicely. HELLO FOSTER HOME. at least nobody will try to kill me there... & Lastly but definitely no at all the least. The ultimate in 'evil kid' movies: EVERY "Children of The Corn" EVER. think about it: if Pacino's Satan, what do you do? call Keanu Reeves. But if sum little amish-like shit's Satan, what do you do? ship his ass somewhere else?